Zoey Brooks quotes from Zoey 101

Nicole

You are a wizard with scissors. I'm going to call you the Scissor Wizard!

Zoey

No, you're not.

Nicole

Okay.

Zoey

You play sports?

Nicole

Is shopping a sport?

Zoey

No.

Nicole

Then, no.

Zoey

I didn't say i was perfect

Dana

Good cause you annoy us too sometimes

Zoey

Yeah like how?

Dana

You always forget your key

Zoey

So

Dana

So its anoying to have to let you in all the time. I'm zoey i forgot my key

Nicole

I'm Zoey I locked my self out please let me in

Zoey

Maybe you could hang out with me and my roommates sometime!

Quinn

Aren't they the ones always fighting?

Chase

Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don't like fooseball, we could knit or something . . .

Zoey

(laughs) I like fooseball.

Chase

Yeah, Fooseball's cool.

Quinn

It's one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them "Quinnventions."

Zoey

Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"!

Zoey

Naw, they don't want me back. Guess I'm stuck with Quinn and her "Quinnventions."

Chase

"Quinnventions"?

Chase

Ah! So she's... "Quinnsane"!

Zoey

So, you want to see if my food is happy?

Quinn

Happy, sad, angry, frightened...

Chase

I'm frightened!

Zoey

Quinn happens to be the perfect roommate!

Quinn

Zoey, I'm about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours?

Zoey

I don't iron my underwear.

Quinn

Whatever.

Dana

Yeah, she's a good one!

Zoey

At least we don't fight all the time!

Dana

Neither do we.

Nicole

Yeah, since you moved out, we've been getting along great.

Dana

(puts arm around Nicole) Yeah, best friends!

Zoey

That's good for you. Bye!

Dana

(Zoey leaves) Don't ever touch me again!

Nicole

Slob!

Dana

Jerk!

Nicole

UGHH!!!

Zoey

Sorry. I only get 15. And I gotta live.

Dustin

What about you?

Chase

Sorry, kid. If I had money I'd lend it to myself, which I don't...So, I'm outta luck, and so are you!

Dustin

What did he say?

Zoey

No!

Nicole

Hey, Quinn, you wanna play confess or stress with us?

Quinn

How do you play?

Zoey

Okay, so you roll the dice...

Quinn

Yeah...

Dana

And if you land on an even number, you have to confess to something really embarrassing...

Nicole

And if you roll an odd number, you have to do something stressful.

Quinn

Like eat a poisonous bug?

Zoey

Stressful... not lethal.

Logan

'Sup ladies!

Zoey

We were just talking about you.

Logan

Can't blame you.

Zoey

You're working with Logan now?

Chase

Well, I'm working, he seems to be watching.

Logan

I'm training you, so you can learn to make deliveries on your own.

Zoey

Good. Now, that we know you're not delivering anymore, we'll order more often!

Zoey

(on cell phone in phony Southern accent) Excuse me, sir, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.

Um, I didn't order any mustard.

Zoey

Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.

Who could eat that much mustard?

Zoey

That's none of my business! So, what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?

But I don't even like mustard!

Zoey

Then, why'd you order so much?

I didn't...

Zoey

Why would I spread rumors about myself?

Nicole

To trick us!

Zoey

Nicole!