Zoey and Mr. Callahan in “Webcam”

Zoey

(on cell phone in phony Southern accent) Excuse me, sir, I'm calling about the mustard you ordered.

Um, I didn't order any mustard.

Zoey

Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard.

Who could eat that much mustard?

Zoey

That's none of my business! So, what time would you like me to drop off the mustard?

But I don't even like mustard!

Zoey

Then, why'd you order so much?

I didn't...