Chase Matthews quotes from Zoey 101

Chase

(to Drake) Hey, you're Drake Bell!

Yes, I am.

Chase

Hey, it's him!

Michael

You're you!

I'm me.

(to Drake) You are.

Chase

Massage my shoulders.

Michael

Are you out of your mind?

Chase

Come on, I hurt! Friends don't let other friends hurt.

Michael

Well, these headphones are hurting my ears! What? You wanna massage my ear hole?

Chase

(Giving Michael a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine) Your best friend borrows your lipgloss...without asking!

Michael

(gasp)

Chase

What do you do? A, find a new best friend. B, push her down a flight of stairs, or C...

Zoey

What? It doesn't say that!

Chase

Well, yeah, but I think it should definitely be an option!

Michael

I pick B, down the stairs she goes!

Chase

(about new jukebox) Yep, that's definitely juketastic! (Zoey gives Chase weird look. A few seconds later)

Michael

(about new jukebox) Man, that's juketastic!

All right. Mr. Matthews, you just bought yourself another lap.

Chase

Can I return it?

Chase

Can you at least turn the volume down!

Logan

Why don't you turn your mouth down! Eh!

Chase

Michael!

Logan

What's up?

Michael

My boys!

Logan

So, how was your summer, man?

Chase

Yeah, I've missed seeing your freakish face every day!

Michael

Heh, yeah, and I've missed your big bushy hair. Hey, did it get bushier?

Chase

It's possible.

Chase

Hey, Zoey! You look great!

Zoey

You too! (she stops for a bit and looks at him again) Did your hair get bushier?

Chase

I've heard that.

Michael

Alabama!

Chase

Uh... Capital would be Montgomery!

Michael

What?!

Chase

MONTGOMERY!!!

Michael

Right, OK... Tennessee!

Chase

Uh... Memphis!

Michael

No, Nashville!

Chase

What?!

Michael

NASHVILLE!!!

Chase

Who's Phil?!

Michael

Okay, I can't take this!

Chase

Good night, Michael.

Michael

Sleep tight, Chase.

Logan

You guys are the worst.

Dustin

[crying] Soooooo close.

Chase

Whoa, Mr. Bender...you used to be a cheerleader?

Michael

Whoa. (all the students look at the book)

Mr. Bender

There were no girls here then. (they continue laughing)

Chase

Zoey?

Zoey

Don't "Zoey" me.

Lola

Give us back our foosball ball!

Zoey

Wouldn't you just call it a foosball?

Lola

No, foosball's the name of the game, so you call the ball a foosball ball.

Zoey

Mm, maybe, but I still think you would...

Chase

I'll tell you what, why don't we just call it a foosball ball ball ball ball ball? I've gotta speak with Zoey.

Lola

Well.

Chase

(trying to scare Zoey and Nicole) Blah!

Zoey

Oh, hi, Chase!

Nicole

Hi, Chase!

Chase

What, you weren't scared?

Zoey

Why would we be scared of a magician?

Chase

A magician? No, no. I'm a vampire!

Logan

Hey, Mr. Magic!

Chase

I am a vampire! You guys wanna see my receipt for the costume?