(Giving Michael a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine) Your best friend borrows your lipgloss...without asking!
(gasp)
What do you do? A, find a new best friend. B, push her down a flight of stairs, or C...
What? It doesn't say that!
Well, yeah, but I think it should definitely be an option!
I pick B, down the stairs she goes!
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