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Zoey 101 · Season 1

“Backpack” quotes from Zoey 101

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“Backpack” · Season 1

In this episode: Michael Barret (4), Chase Matthews (3), Zoey Brooks (2)

(Talking in code) Zoey, the rabbit's in the hole!

Huh? What rabbit?

[sighs] Stacey's at the store and the deal's goin' down! [mumbling to himself] And ya try to be cool.

Massage my shoulders.

Are you out of your mind?

Come on, I hurt! Friends don't let other friends hurt.

Well, these headphones are hurting my ears! What? You wanna massage my ear hole?

(Giving Michael a quiz from a Teen Girl magazine) Your best friend borrows your lipgloss...without asking!

(gasp)

What do you do? A, find a new best friend. B, push her down a flight of stairs, or C...

What? It doesn't say that!

Well, yeah, but I think it should definitely be an option!

I pick B, down the stairs she goes!

(about new jukebox) Yep, that's definitely juketastic! (Zoey gives Chase weird look. A few seconds later)

(about new jukebox) Man, that's juketastic!

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