Are you trying to scare them to death?
Yeah, pretty much.
“Haunted House” · Season 2
In this episode: Zoey Brooks (3), Chase Matthews (2), Logan Reese (2), Nicole Bristow (1)
(trying to scare Zoey and Nicole) Blah!
Oh, hi, Chase!
Hi, Chase!
What, you weren't scared?
Why would we be scared of a magician?
A magician? No, no. I'm a vampire!
(Logan comes)
Hey, Mr. Magic!
I am a vampire! You guys wanna see my receipt for the costume?
(pulling the door) It's locked!
What d'ya mean it's locked?
What d'ya mean what do I mean? When I say it's locked, it's locked. How many definitions of locked are there?
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