You Can't Do That on Television · 355 quotesNNasti
I know!
In 4 of the 355 quotes from You Can't Do That on Television
Lines by Nasti 1
Scenes with Nasti 3
[The dungeon. Kevin is in a diving suit.]
I don't see why you're going through all this trouble just to get me dressed up in the latest fashion. No one ever sees me when I'm chained up down here.
NNasti
Who said anything about fashion? No, no, this is for your own good. you see, they're gonna drain the moat right into this dungeon--
[The sound of water running can be heard as Nasti quickly puts a mask on Kevin]
NNasti
Have a nice swim! See ya round! [runs off]
S3 E4 Fads & Fashions
View quote →
[Justin is chained up in the dungeon.]
Must drive you crazy having to torture kids all day long.
NNasti
And you know, kid, sometimes it does get to me.
Well, why don't you take up a pastime of some sort?
NNasti
I had one. Oh, I loved it. I used to hunt wolves but I had to give it up.
Well, why? What happened?
NNasti
It was becoming addictive.
Addictive? How could hunting wolves be addictive?
NNasti
Well, I was up to two packs a day. [laughs] Hey, either you laugh or you hang here for the rest of your life.
[Justin reluctantly laughs along.]
S5 E3 Hobbies
View quote →
[Opposite sketch. Nasti the dungeonkeeper is chained in the dungeon.]
NNasti
Okay, Alasdair, I guess you finally got your revenge.
Not exactly. Maestro, if you please?
[There is a brief piano scale, then...]
[singing loudly and off-key] ONE MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, A MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER...
NNasti
[as Alasdair continues to sing] What? 999,000? No, don't! Please! I can't stand it! It'll take forever! [moans]
S6 E6 Revenge
View quote →
More You Can't Do That on Television characters
All You Can't Do That on Television quotes →These quotes come from Wikiquote's You Can't Do That on Television pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.