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You Can't Do That on Television · Season 6, Episode 6

Nasti and Alasdair in “Revenge”

[Opposite sketch. Nasti the dungeonkeeper is chained in the dungeon.]

NNasti

Okay, Alasdair, I guess you finally got your revenge.

AAlasdair

Not exactly. Maestro, if you please?

[There is a brief piano scale, then...]

AAlasdair

[singing loudly and off-key] ONE MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, A MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER...

NNasti

[as Alasdair continues to sing] What? 999,000? No, don't! Please! I can't stand it! It'll take forever! [moans]

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