Justin and Nasti in “Hobbies”

Must drive you crazy having to torture kids all day long.

And you know, kid, sometimes it does get to me.

Well, why don't you take up a pastime of some sort?

I had one. Oh, I loved it. I used to hunt wolves but I had to give it up.

Well, why? What happened?

It was becoming addictive.

Addictive? How could hunting wolves be addictive?

Well, I was up to two packs a day. [laughs] Hey, either you laugh or you hang here for the rest of your life.