A character in You Can't Do That on Television
In 4 of the 355 quotes from You Can't Do That on Television
[At Blip's Arkaid, Blip notices Martin with a dog.]
Sorry, kid. No dogs are allowed in here.
But he's well behaved. He won't bite or anything.
I'm sorry, kid, but rules are rules. No dogs allowed.
He won't leave a mess or anything.
I'm gonna tell you just one more time, no dogs allowed. Now get your dog out of here. Besides, he beat me nine times out of ten at Pac-Man last week.
[Blip's Arkaid. Brodie is pounding angrily on a machine]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't damage the machine!
But Blip, I just put a quarter in and it doesn't work!
Put in another quarter.
[Brodie does.]
[kicking machine] It STILL doesn't work!
Don't kick the machine! I know it doesn't work. There's a new city bylaw that says you kids can't play video games anymore.
But you took my fifty cents.
The bylaw doesn't say anything about taking kids' money!
So you took my money and you did nothing in return?
What's new about that? The government does it all the time. Ask your dad. [shuffles off, laughing]
[leaving Blip's Arkaid] Oh, uh, Blip, thanks for taking me.
Don't you mean "Thanks for having me"?
No, I mean thanks for taking me for every cent I've got.
Oh, no trouble. Any time you've got a pocket full of loose change, drop in.
[Blip's Arkaid]
All right, one more point and fifty free games!
(Blip hearing this runs over and shuts the power off momentarily)
BLIP!!
Sorry kids, a little power failure. Thunderstorm if you ask me.
A little power failure? My score just went down to zero and I lost fifty free games!
What can I do? It's the weather!
I don't know why Blip just shuts off the power and then blames it on the weather.
But it is the weather. Weather we are about to win any free games or not.
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