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In 3 of the 355 quotes from You Can't Do That on Television
Most scenes with: Mr. Schidtler (2)
Scenes with Martin 3
[Lance is watching television as Martin enters]
MMartin
Can you write a note to my teacher explaining that our TV set is busted?
Well, our TV isn't busted. Now shut up, Martin, I'm trying to watch the fight.
MMartin
Dad, if our TV set isn't busted, I have to write a homework assignment on the opera that just started on PBS.
(quickly grabbing a pad and pencil) What's your teacher's name?
[Cut to the classroom, where Martin hands the note to Mr. Schidtler.]
MMartin
Here you go, sir.
Well, this is amazing. Must be an epidemic. All you kids come from homes where the TV set broke down last night.
Well, we have a few seconds before the end of class. Could anyone tell me who "Paffloff" was?
MMartin
He was a scientist who worked with dogs.
Very good. And, you know, by making his dogs respond to the sound of a bell, Pavlov was able to prove that any animal, no matter how intelligent, could be conditioned.
MMartin
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
[The bell rings and all the kids run out of the classroom.]
[At Blip's Arkaid, Blip notices Martin with a dog.]
Sorry, kid. No dogs are allowed in here.
MMartin
But he's well behaved. He won't bite or anything.
I'm sorry, kid, but rules are rules. No dogs allowed.
MMartin
He won't leave a mess or anything.
I'm gonna tell you just one more time, no dogs allowed. Now get your dog out of here. Besides, he beat me nine times out of ten at Pac-Man last week.
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