Will & Grace · Season 6
I'm impressed that you're working with patients already.
Thanks. Although, as a student nurse, I can't technically touch them, treat them or care for them. But I can look kindly at them and be thankful I'm not them.
And that's the best medicine of all.
These muffins are specially designed to keep you regular. There are two things I will not tolerate in this house: racism and constipation!
Yeah, you're the Rosa Parks of pooping.
[of Lorraine] I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, I've told her she was fat, and the other day I left her in a store!
[Will and Grace have kept Jack from moving in with Stuart so they can sell their house at a huge profit]
I knew the minute you said that to Jack, you were doing the wrong thing, but I was helpless to stop you.
You hopped on board. You made the final sale.
You hypnotized me with your Svengali-like powers.
And yet I can't get you to stop biting your toenails.
How else do you get them shorter?
You're such a good kisser! You kiss like a girl!
I throw like one, too.
I was downstairs making a ham sandwich, and I heard Stan's voice!
Oh my God! Did you put mayo on it?
Honey, Stan spoke to me!
Well, you know, it makes sense. In Native American mythology, the refrigerator is the medium for dead fat people.
Hey, wanna be my second choice for the movies? We can go to a family film and look for gay subtext.
That's it - I'm done with men! I'm into women now. C'mon, let's make hot, hetero love to each other. Take off your breasts and turn around.
Oh, if only that was the first time a guy had said that to me.
We need a new show... Something that combines the gay sensibility of Sex in the City with the gay sensibility of Frasier and the gay sensibility of Friends.
Look, I'm a romantic. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when a guy takes another guy out, he should treat him like a lady.
So has Grace met your new fella?
Not yet.
Then how do you know if you like him?
Every healthy relationship between a gay man and a straight woman has a "sell by" date.
[Tina thinks George is cheating on her]
[to Will] Will you talk to him, find out if it's true? Please, I have no one else to go to. I'd go to my girlfriends, but I've slept with all their husbands.
So, Elliott, queerleading tryouts, huh?
Cheerleading.
Yeah, well, let's see what the kids are calling it when they're stuffing you in your locker on Monday.
[Will reads his speech to Nurse Sheila]
And never forget, dreams are like feathers: If you have enough, you can fly.
Wow. Maybe I will get back into porn.
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