You're not still living together, are you?
No! Well, she's living here right now...
Staying here. For just a couple of weeks until the dust settles.
On your genitals?
On my divorce.
Because of your genitals?
S9 E111 Years Later
You are so woke. I used to be woke... now I use my pussy hat to smuggle candy into movies.
S9 E2Who's Your Daddy?
BBridget
Rosario sent me up. I'm here to represent the staff. We'd like a raise.
Gimme a break, Mrs. Potato Head!
BBridget
Rosario said, "Don't leave until the woman pays us what we're worth."
Did she call me the A-word, the B-word, or the C-word?
BBridget
Yes, ma'am.
For me, my coming out was pretty typical. My mom cried, my dad drank, and my grandmother got rabies. Unrelated, but just a rough weekend all around.
S9 E3Emergency Contact
I don’t work today! It’s so expected. You’re my lawyer - get me out of this.
In the case of McFarland v. Reality, the Supreme Court ruled: Grow Up.
TTasha
Why is your friend at the lady doctor?
Why does anyone go to any doctor? Fear and pills.
S9 E4Grandpa Jack
Wow, Elliot, look at you. You're a real Texan.
EElliot
Yeah. I drink Kool-Aid and I don't separate church and state.
[to Skip] This place can't fix you, because you aren't broken.
S9 E5How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying
Well, well, well. I must have died during surgery, because the Devil herself is before me.
Why, Beverly Leslie. I thought they'd torn down all the corroded, old Confederate statues.
You know what hurts more than the money? Although, make no mistake, the money hurt a great deal! I thought you were a good person!
TTheodore
Well, that's entirely on you, because I have given you absolutely no reason to think well of me.
S9 E6Rosario's Quinceanera
Sorry I'm late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.
LFLorraine Finster
You married my father. I slept with your husband. That makes us family.
S9 E7A Gay Olde Christmas
I am done with Christmas! Who feels like celebrating anyway, with all the crap going on nowadays?
I don't understand you, Will. This is the one time a year when fat people are supposed to be jolly.
It's not going to snow. There's no such thing as miracles. Christmas is for spoiled rich kids. And Santa is just another old white perv we once trusted.
Oh, my God, where have you been? I've been looking all over for you.
I was downstairs wringing the Christmas goose.
Don't you think you should do that in private?
S9 E8Friends and Lover
Don't mind me, I just need to get a few things. I'm entertaining a gaggle of gays across the hall.
I believe the correct term is "a giggle of gays".
Ah, she stands corrected. Grace, where's your shame pizza?
I do not have...
Grace...
Vegetable drawer.
[examining the pizza] This is a pepperoni pizza, but there's no pepperoni, just crop circles of cheese...
IT CAME THAT WAY!
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