Vince quotes from Will & Grace

Vince

Look, I'm a romantic. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when a guy takes another guy out, he should treat him like a lady.

Vince

Ah, geez, I got papaya on my cuff! Dad was right, I can't have nice things!

Vince

You know, this is a relationship. If a crew member goes overboard, the ship sinks.

Will

No it doesn't. That's a terrible metaphor.

Vince

You're a terrible metaphor!

Will

That's a comeback?

Vince

You're a comeback!

Vince

I think I know what my boyfriend likes. We've been going out for six months.

Grace

I've known him for, like, 20 years. We've had phone calls that lasted six months.

Vince

I'm in a committed relationship with him.

Grace

So am I.

Vince

I've shaved his ears.

Grace

I've shaved his legs.

Vince

I've seen him naked.

Grace

I've seen him naked and crying.

Vince

Yeah, well, I've slept with him.

Grace

Look, if I hadn't turned him gay, we wouldn't be having this conversation, so I win.