HDr. Hirschberg
[about Nurse Sheila] If she weren't my sister, I'd be tappin' that ass big time!
S6 E7Nice in White Satin
S6 E8Swimming from Cambodia
If Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds has taught us anything, it's that it's so much easier to learn from attractive people.
What's better than a nice, hot cup of cocoa after riding your maid in the snow?
S6 E9Strangers with Candice
Karen, isn't that Candice Bergen, your archenemy slash best friend?
Oh my God! This is a nightmare slash delightful!
A gay man breaking into the ranks of nursing? Why, that's like a butch girl playing softball - you just don't see it every day!
S6 E10Fanilow
CCheryl
Are you a Fanilow, too?
No, dear. I'm a doctor's wife.
This is Jackie, he's a 'Fagilow.'
S6 E11The Accidental Tsuris
I was only shtupping you to shtick it to her!
LFLyle Finster
But I don't undershtand!
[Karen is on the phone with Rosario]
Rosie, I'm glad you're home. You got a minute? I'm a little down. You see, the guy I'm in love with, it turns out that he don't love me no mo'. But you know what? I'm not going to give up! No, I'm not! Because when you meet someone that you feel a deep connection with, you must do everything in your power to - Ohhh, the bitch hung up on me!
S6 E12A Gay/December Romance
[Grace ducks under the table to pick up the bowl of noodles she dropped.]
Grace, please! A girl'll do anythin' to get a peek at my pie!
[Will's wealthy, much older "friend" has just bought him a horse]
Oh my God, you've got a sugar daddy!
This is so unfair! I'd do a sugar daddy for a horse. Hell, I'd do a horse for a sugar daddy!
S6 E13Ice Cream Balls
Hey, I just got your message. You needed to see my ass and pee?
I needed to see you A.S.A.P.
[to Will, about Jack] I want you to set us up. I want him to be the lord of my ring.
S6 E14Looking for Mr. Good Enough
A woman on the elevator said we were a cute couple!
Well, it was more like, "Stop making out or the fires of Hell will consume you."
It's just an expression, like, "We don't want your kind in our neighborhood," or "There he is - get him!"
[Will is the only single person in a couples cooking class]
AAnn
Add four cups of cooking oil. Will, for you, that's two. Now, add two cups of chicken stock. Will, for you, that's one. Add a tablespoon of salt. Will, for you...
[exasperated] Let me guess, half?
AAnn
No, go ahead and use the whole thing. You're alone - you might as well bloat.
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