When an opportunity comes along, I don't question it. I grab it, drop its wedding ring on the table and swing on it 'til dawn.
S8 E1Alive & Schticking
Excuse me, miss. Malcolm Widmark. I hope this isn't too forward, but I find you very beautiful, and I look forward to the day when I see you ride that chair toward me on a very bumpy street in a town where everyone is naked.
[offers her hand] Karen Walker. And it is a pleasure to meet a true gentleman.
S8 E2I Second That Emotion
Look at this picture. If you look closely, I swear you can see Katie Holmes mouthing "help me!"
Please. She made her own twin beds.
I am not homophobic, you mincing little squirrel!
S8 E3The Old Man and the Sea
Hey, J. Hey, WAG.
Huh?
Will and Grace - WAG.
Just glad my name isn't Frank.
I am not a snob. Every guy has a chance with me. The unattractive, the unemployed, the lives with mom - everyone's welcome!
S8 E4Steams Like Old Times
Jack, I know two ways to get a guy to call me "friend". One is to attach a car battery to his nipples, and the other is to buy him a fine Italian suit.
Do I have to choose?
[Will and Joe are playing Pyramid]
JJoe
OK...Famous for nothing.
Carmen Electra!
JJoe
Right! Oh, um...If I see her face again I'll scream.
Paris Hilton.
JJoe
The other one.
Lindsay Lohan?
JJoe
The other one.
Tom Cruise?
JJoe
Right!
S8 E5The Hole Truth
This auction looks great. Oh, a gay cruise to Key West! I want that. [pause] Who am I kidding? A boat full of hot gay guys and an open bar... I might as well put on a bathing suit and start crying now.
[Malcolm and Karen have just broken up]
Malcolm?
Yes?
[sadly] Sailboats and sunsets.
Sailboats and sunsets, baby. [leaves]
That's so romantic. What did that mean?
Oh, it's too complicated to explain... He nailed me on a Windjammer at 6:17 PM.
S8 E6Love is in the Airplane
Grace, it doesn't matter how you look. He cares about you, not about your clothes.
Are you kidding?
I know, even as I said it I didn't believe it.
I love tea. It's so proper. Now, do you take lemon or peyote in yours?
S8 E7Birds of a Feather Boa
The ratings for "Jack Talk" came in. We got a 17 rating and a 10 share.
Wow.
In this case, that means 17 people watched, and 10 of them were dressed as Cher.
BLBeverley Leslie
Miss Adler, how dare you come into my home and desecrate the day I have set aside to celebrate my wife's death!
BBenji
Life.
BLBeverley Leslie
Life! Why do I keep saying that?
S8 E8Swish Out of Water
[to her maid] Jasmine, you have such beautiful hair. I wanna see it on the dresser by bedtime. [Jasmine leaves, horrified] You know, some people say thank you when they get a compliment.
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