I'll say it again: Fags really are a hoot.
S6 E22Speechless
S6 E23I Do
Karen, I can't believe you're doing this. Eloping to Vegas! It's so romantic - taking your sacred vows in the city of water slides and titty bars.
Lyle wanted me to walk down the aisle to "Here Comes the Bride". But I told him that, ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed that, at my fourth wedding, I would walk down to aisle to "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones. And he went for it.
That's great, Kare. But I thought you were saving "Sympathy For the Devil" for your fifth wedding.
No, that would just be in bad taste. The fifth wedding is traditionally "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy.
S6 E24Oh, No, You D-int
MMarion
Oh, Lyle, too bad our father isn't alive to see this!
LLyle
He isn't?
MMarion
Oh, damn, I knew there was something I was supposed to tell you!
JLJennifer Lopez
Congratulations, Karen and Lyle. And just remember, the secret to a happy marriage is - oh, who am I kidding?
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