Nurse Sheila quotes from Will & Grace

Will

Hey, Nurse Sheila, right? You were once my nurse at the sperm clinic.

Nurse Sheila

I'm not so good with faces. Drop your pants and I'll see if it rings a bell.

Will

And never forget, dreams are like feathers: If you have enough, you can fly.

Nurse Sheila

Wow. Maybe I will get back into porn.

Nurse Sheila

Mr. Adler, have you taken any recreational drugs in the last 24 hours?

No.

Nurse Sheila

Great. [hands him a cup] I'll give you 20 bucks to fill this up with your urine.

Grace

Hello, this is Grace Adler. I'm a patient of Dr. Sapirstein's and I'm calling to find out the gender of my baby.

Nurse Sheila

Yeah, you're gonna wanna check between the legs. If it's an outie, it's a boy. If it's an innie, it's a girl. And if it's both, please take a picture and send it to me - I've always wanted to see one of those.

Grace

No, I'm pregnant.

Nurse Sheila

Okay, well then, you're a girl. Does that help?