They say that acting is reacting. I say that acting is attracting - are you attractive enough? [looking at class] I see a lot of puzzled faces, but not many attractive ones.
S5 E7The Needle and the Omelet's Done
S5 E8Marry Me A Little
Leo, great. And Grace, best of luck.
Best of luck? Well thanks for coming to my Bat Mitzvah, Uncle Hochum! Have a safe drive back to Syosset!
I don't know what half those words meant.
So, where are you kids going on your honeymoon?
We haven't really talked about it yet.
EMEleanor Markus
Oh! You should take her to your cabin.
You have a cabin?
Yeah, I go there to fish.
You fish?
Mm-hmm. I learned in Africa.
You were in Africa?
Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders.
You were with Doctors Without Borders?
Have you two met?
S5 E9Marry Me a Little More
[Grace is getting married]
This is a big day for you. You're not just losing a best friend...you're losing a hag.
She is not my hag. She's just the most important person in my life who used to be in love with me, and who for 15 years hasn't left my side. [pause, chokes up] She's been one hell of a hag!
Will, I just want you to know that I'll do everything I can to make her as happy as you have... well, plus sex.
S5 E10The Honeymoon's Over
There was a bar...in the pool! I swear, swimming any other way but drunk is just stupid.
[after waiter pours wine on him] Why are you laughing? It's not funny!
EJElton John
[turning in his chair] It's a little bit funny.
S5 E11All About Christmas Eve
[Will and Grace get out of a foul-smelling cab]
That was intense. What was that?
That wasn't B.O. That was B.O.-My God!
What is the scent of that guy's air freshener, onion and feet?
Jackie, look at all this food. We are so blessed.
I know. There are poor people who dream their whole lives of a meal like this.
Oh, I know what we should do! Let's take a picture of ourselves eating it and send it to them!
Wow, Karen, you are like a female Jesus!
S5 E12Field of Queens
[Will and Grace watch Karen flirt with a guy]
Aww, look at her all nervous and shy. Like a teenage girl.
Yeah...'Are You There God? It's Me, Satan.'
[interior monologue while playing soccer] Here I am, I'm fast and lean, I'm a mean machine, I'm...what rhymes with lean? Penis? Heh, penis.
S5 E13Gay It Forward
[Jack wants to help Barry, who is recently out of the closet]
We senior gays have a responsibility to the freshmen: to teach them, to bring them along. [points to Will] Why, I helped this caterpillar become a chubby little butterfly. And now you should do the same for Barry.
Why? Why is this my responsibility?
Because that's what we do in the community — we gay it forward.
How long have you been sitting on that one?
Pretty much since the movie came out.
I don't really have a lot of girlfriends. Well, I do, but they're men.
S5 E14Attack of the Clones
Man, making someone gay is exhausting! I don't know how my mother did it!
Hey, what the hell did you two Mork and Mindy-lookin' sons of bitches do to my cousin Barry? You were supposed to help him be gay, but you didn't finish. Now the poor kid's so confused that he's sitting around on the couch watching football in a Spandex onesie!
We just got started. This is a guy who, 24 hours ago, thought that Batman and Robin just fought crime together!
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