...but when we get to Saint Bart's I swear I'm taking an EPT, and if it's blue I am not going through this alone!... again![1]
S6 E1Dames at Sea
Well, this is just great. When we get to Saint Bart's I am buying myself an EPT, and if that stick is blue, I am not going through this alone! Not again!
[Grace finds a steamy letter that Leo's colleague wrote him; Will and Jack are trying to calm her down]
You're keyed up over nothing. It's just a letter.
[nods] It's just a letter. He's not going to respond to that. I myself have written him several letters, all unspeakably filthy, and all I got was a wink and a smile.
S6 E2Last Ex to Brooklyn
[Diane, who has slept with both Will and Leo, says that will was better in bed]
What do you mean, Will was better? He couldn't find a g-spot with Yahoo! Maps.
KJKaren and Jack
YAHOOOO!
I like you. Wanna make out?
DDiane
I like you too, lets see where the evening goes...
So, you and Will...
DDiane
Yep, me and Will...
And, uh, me and you...
DDiane
Yep, me and you...and maybe later me and Karen!
S6 E3Home Court Disadvantage
I hate Leo. Yeah.
What?
Yep. Hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him. He's dull, he's ugly and he don't make me laugh.
Beverley Leslie, with your pants so tight, won't you be my partner tonight?
Ooh, I would be honored.
You think we can take 'em?
Please. Between the two of us, we've got eight feet on them.
S6 E4Me and Mr. Jones
Like I need this crap at my age. I've got Darth Vader money!
I haven't taken an acting class since Lee Strasberg. I sat on a bench between Marlon Brando and Shelley Winters.
Honey, no offense, but how did that bench not break?
Who said it didn't?
S6 E5A-Story, Bee-Story
[After a gay spelling bee.]
The other guy couldn't get "erect"... I, however, could.
Got anything written on your freakishly tinier boob?
It's only smaller when its scared.
S6 E6Heart Like a Wheelchair
Hey, Wilma, I need your help! Remember Loraine Finster, the dame who stole my husband and tried to bump me off? Well, I think I found her, a private dick said he dug up an "L. Finster" at the Hotel Kickerbocker. Come on, let's go down there and give her what-for!
As much as I'd love to put on a trenchcoat and look for your grip on reality, I can't. I've got to take care of Mom.
Oh, how sweet, a gay man living with his mother..would you like me to pre-heat the oven or do you want to just jump right in?
MMaralyn
Oh, hello, Karen. You know, I took your advice about overcoming pain with visualisation, I'm going to throw these painkillers away.
Oh, I'll throw them away for you, yep, right in the ol' trashcan. (tossing the pills down her her throat)
S6 E7Nice in White Satin
Hey, Nurse Sheila, right? You were once my nurse at the sperm clinic.
I'm not so good with faces. Drop your pants and I'll see if it rings a bell.
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