Bobbi Adler quotes from Will & Grace

Bobbi Adler

Look, look, no panty line because.... no panties.

Grace

[wincing] There was just no preparing for that one.

Bobbi Adler

I listened.

Grace

You're a mother. You're not supposed to listen.

Bobbi Adler

Then what do you want me to do?

Grace

I don't want you to fix me up. But I want you to want to fix me up. I just don't want you to want me to want to go out with the guys that you want to fix me up with.

Bobbi Adler

You know, this rambling problem comes from your grandmother.

Bobbi Adler

Hello, dear! You look so beautiful!

Grace

Mom giveth...

Bobbi Adler

Why do you have to cock it up with that hair?

Grace

...And Mom taketh away.

Bobbi Adler

So, where are you kids going on your honeymoon?

Grace

We haven't really talked about it yet.

Oh! You should take her to your cabin.

Grace

You have a cabin?

Leo

Yeah, I go there to fish.

Grace

You fish?

Leo

Mm-hmm. I learned in Africa.

Grace

You were in Africa?

Leo

Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders.

Grace

You were with Doctors Without Borders?

Rosario

Have you two met?