Leo quotes from Will & Grace

Leo

Will, I just want you to know that I'll do everything I can to make her as happy as you have... well, plus sex.

Bobbi Adler

So, where are you kids going on your honeymoon?

Grace

We haven't really talked about it yet.

Oh! You should take her to your cabin.

Grace

You have a cabin?

Leo

Yeah, I go there to fish.

Grace

You fish?

Leo

Mm-hmm. I learned in Africa.

Grace

You were in Africa?

Leo

Yeah, when I was with Doctors Without Borders.

Grace

You were with Doctors Without Borders?

Rosario

Have you two met?

Will

You can't go home, you'll ruin the surprise. Look, you can crash in my bedroom tonight, and tomorrow you can help me with the party. How are you with a pastry bag and Rosette tips?

Leo

I've never tried them, but why don't we hold each other for awhile, and see how we feel after that?

Leo

Why don't you go? I love you, but let's face it: The idea of you doing something selfless is a joke.

Grace

I love that you get me!

Leo

What do you mean, Will was better? He couldn't find a g-spot with Yahoo! Maps.

YAHOOOO!

Leo

So, you and Will...

Yep, me and Will...

Leo

And, uh, me and you...

Yep, me and you...and maybe later me and Karen!

Karen

Beverley Leslie, with your pants so tight, won't you be my partner tonight?

Beverly

Ooh, I would be honored.

Leo

You think we can take 'em?

Grace

Please. Between the two of us, we've got eight feet on them.

Will

She doesn't want to talk to you, dude.

Leo

"Dude"?

Will

I get pretty straight when I'm angry.