That's it - I'm done with men! I'm into women now. C'mon, let's make hot, hetero love to each other. Take off your breasts and turn around.
Oh, if only that was the first time a guy had said that to me.
S6 E18Courting Disaster
S6 E19No Sex 'N' the City
We need a new show... Something that combines the gay sensibility of Sex in the City with the gay sensibility of Frasier and the gay sensibility of Friends.
Look, I'm a romantic. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when a guy takes another guy out, he should treat him like a lady.
S6 E20Fred Astaire and Ginger Chicken
So has Grace met your new fella?
Not yet.
Then how do you know if you like him?
Every healthy relationship between a gay man and a straight woman has a "sell by" date.
S6 E21I Never Cheered For My Father
[Tina thinks George is cheating on her]
TTina
[to Will] Will you talk to him, find out if it's true? Please, I have no one else to go to. I'd go to my girlfriends, but I've slept with all their husbands.
So, Elliott, queerleading tryouts, huh?
EElliott
Cheerleading.
Yeah, well, let's see what the kids are calling it when they're stuffing you in your locker on Monday.
S6 E22Speechless
[Will reads his speech to Nurse Sheila]
And never forget, dreams are like feathers: If you have enough, you can fly.
Wow. Maybe I will get back into porn.
I'll say it again: Fags really are a hoot.
S6 E23I Do
Karen, I can't believe you're doing this. Eloping to Vegas! It's so romantic - taking your sacred vows in the city of water slides and titty bars.
Lyle wanted me to walk down the aisle to "Here Comes the Bride". But I told him that, ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed that, at my fourth wedding, I would walk down to aisle to "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones. And he went for it.
That's great, Kare. But I thought you were saving "Sympathy For the Devil" for your fifth wedding.
No, that would just be in bad taste. The fifth wedding is traditionally "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy.
S6 E24Oh, No, You D-int
MMarion
Oh, Lyle, too bad our father isn't alive to see this!
LLyle
He isn't?
MMarion
Oh, damn, I knew there was something I was supposed to tell you!
JLJennifer Lopez
Congratulations, Karen and Lyle. And just remember, the secret to a happy marriage is - oh, who am I kidding?
S7 E1FYI: I hurt, too
You know, the old Grace would have done this [smacks her hand onto Jack's forehead.] But now, I just have this new serenity thanks to Mr. Kabbalah.
He's not a person! He's not like Mr. Peanut.
Uh, Mr. Peanut is not a person, Will.
He's a legume.
She doesn't want to talk to you, dude.
"Dude"?
I get pretty straight when I'm angry.
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