You and Vince are so lucky. You'll never know the pain of divorce.
Well, that's because we're legally barred from the joy of marriage.
S7 E2Back Up, Dancer
You know, this is a relationship. If a crew member goes overboard, the ship sinks.
No it doesn't. That's a terrible metaphor.
You're a terrible metaphor!
That's a comeback?
You're a comeback!
S7 E3One Gay at a Time
[Jack is in a focus group for OutTV, a gay TV channel]
You mentioned "Gay Jeopardy". Doesn't that sound like a bit of a knockoff? How about "Big Gay Brother"? Or "The Price is Right...and Gay"?
TTim
Well, you'll be happy to know that both of those shows are in development, along with "Ashamed Family Feud".
How dare you call my friend dumb! If you really want to push a button, call him chunky!
S7 E4Company
[about Ned] What's wrong with being nice to him? He's our neighbor!
Will, follow the logic. First we're nice to him, then suddenly we're picking up his newspaper, then we're watering his plants. The next thing you know, there's a fire in the building and we're the ones who have to make sure he got out okay. I'd rather find out on the evening news, thank you.
I'm not your mule!
Oh yeah? Then why did you eat that apple off my palm this morning?
I knew that would come back to bite me on my ass.
S7 E5Key Party
I think I know what my boyfriend likes. We've been going out for six months.
I've known him for, like, 20 years. We've had phone calls that lasted six months.
I'm in a committed relationship with him.
So am I.
I've shaved his ears.
I've shaved his legs.
I've seen him naked.
I've seen him naked and crying.
Yeah, well, I've slept with him.
Look, if I hadn't turned him gay, we wouldn't be having this conversation, so I win.
Just because somebody's dead, it doesn't mean you can't celebrate their birthday. It's never too late. Look at George Washington. I never paid attention to him while he was alive, and now I get a day off of work!
S7 E6The Newlydreads
Oy, the gym is so far! It's such a schlep!
You go, goyim.
I figured since you're practically a gay man, I should become a little Jewish.
I have very fondled memories of this place!
You mean "fond".
That, too.
S7 E7Will & Grace & Vince & Nadine
Ah, geez, I got papaya on my cuff! Dad was right, I can't have nice things!
My boss is on my case. He says I've got to have a more professional relationship with my secretary, or else I have to fire her. He gave me an old tomato.
"Old tomato?"
Yeah, when you have to do one thing or the other? You have to eat it or throw it. Old tomato.
Oh, I see. I was confused, 'cause you know, I pronounce it "old tomahto".
S7 E8Part 1
[Grace is all dressed up for a blind date]
Oh, so you get all slutted up for Will's guy, but you won't even give my guy a chance?
Your guy is not a guy. Your guy is Sharon, our mail carrier.
Nice, a snob and a homophobe!
I think I know what I may have heard, and I may have heard "I love you"...I think.
S7 E9Part 2
Driver, turn up the heat in here. There's a little nip the air. [looks down her shirt] Oops, make that two of 'em.
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