I was only shtupping you to shtick it to her!
LFLyle Finster
But I don't undershtand!
S6 E11The Accidental Tsuris
[Karen is on the phone with Rosario]
Rosie, I'm glad you're home. You got a minute? I'm a little down. You see, the guy I'm in love with, it turns out that he don't love me no mo'. But you know what? I'm not going to give up! No, I'm not! Because when you meet someone that you feel a deep connection with, you must do everything in your power to - Ohhh, the bitch hung up on me!
S6 E12A Gay/December Romance
[Grace ducks under the table to pick up the bowl of noodles she dropped.]
Grace, please! A girl'll do anythin' to get a peek at my pie!
[Will's wealthy, much older "friend" has just bought him a horse]
Oh my God, you've got a sugar daddy!
This is so unfair! I'd do a sugar daddy for a horse. Hell, I'd do a horse for a sugar daddy!
S6 E13Ice Cream Balls
Hey, I just got your message. You needed to see my ass and pee?
I needed to see you A.S.A.P.
[to Will, about Jack] I want you to set us up. I want him to be the lord of my ring.
S6 E14Looking for Mr. Good Enough
A woman on the elevator said we were a cute couple!
Well, it was more like, "Stop making out or the fires of Hell will consume you."
It's just an expression, like, "We don't want your kind in our neighborhood," or "There he is - get him!"
[Will is the only single person in a couples cooking class]
AAnn
Add four cups of cooking oil. Will, for you, that's two. Now, add two cups of chicken stock. Will, for you, that's one. Add a tablespoon of salt. Will, for you...
[exasperated] Let me guess, half?
AAnn
No, go ahead and use the whole thing. You're alone - you might as well bloat.
S6 E15Part 1
I'm impressed that you're working with patients already.
Thanks. Although, as a student nurse, I can't technically touch them, treat them or care for them. But I can look kindly at them and be thankful I'm not them.
And that's the best medicine of all.
These muffins are specially designed to keep you regular. There are two things I will not tolerate in this house: racism and constipation!
Yeah, you're the Rosa Parks of pooping.
S6 E16Part 2
[of Lorraine] I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, I've told her she was fat, and the other day I left her in a store!
[Will and Grace have kept Jack from moving in with Stuart so they can sell their house at a huge profit]
I knew the minute you said that to Jack, you were doing the wrong thing, but I was helpless to stop you.
You hopped on board. You made the final sale.
You hypnotized me with your Svengali-like powers.
And yet I can't get you to stop biting your toenails.
How else do you get them shorter?
S6 E17East Side Story
EEden
You're such a good kisser! You kiss like a girl!
I throw like one, too.
I was downstairs making a ham sandwich, and I heard Stan's voice!
Oh my God! Did you put mayo on it?
Honey, Stan spoke to me!
Well, you know, it makes sense. In Native American mythology, the refrigerator is the medium for dead fat people.
S6 E18Courting Disaster
Hey, wanna be my second choice for the movies? We can go to a family film and look for gay subtext.
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