Beverley Leslie, with your pants so tight, won't you be my partner tonight?
Ooh, I would be honored.
You think we can take 'em?
Please. Between the two of us, we've got eight feet on them.
S6 E3Home Court Disadvantage
S6 E4Me and Mr. Jones
Like I need this crap at my age. I've got Darth Vader money!
I haven't taken an acting class since Lee Strasberg. I sat on a bench between Marlon Brando and Shelley Winters.
Honey, no offense, but how did that bench not break?
Who said it didn't?
S6 E5A-Story, Bee-Story
[After a gay spelling bee.]
The other guy couldn't get "erect"... I, however, could.
Got anything written on your freakishly tinier boob?
It's only smaller when its scared.
S6 E6Heart Like a Wheelchair
Hey, Wilma, I need your help! Remember Loraine Finster, the dame who stole my husband and tried to bump me off? Well, I think I found her, a private dick said he dug up an "L. Finster" at the Hotel Kickerbocker. Come on, let's go down there and give her what-for!
As much as I'd love to put on a trenchcoat and look for your grip on reality, I can't. I've got to take care of Mom.
Oh, how sweet, a gay man living with his mother..would you like me to pre-heat the oven or do you want to just jump right in?
MMaralyn
Oh, hello, Karen. You know, I took your advice about overcoming pain with visualisation, I'm going to throw these painkillers away.
Oh, I'll throw them away for you, yep, right in the ol' trashcan. (tossing the pills down her her throat)
S6 E7Nice in White Satin
Hey, Nurse Sheila, right? You were once my nurse at the sperm clinic.
I'm not so good with faces. Drop your pants and I'll see if it rings a bell.
HDr. Hirschberg
[about Nurse Sheila] If she weren't my sister, I'd be tappin' that ass big time!
S6 E8Swimming from Cambodia
If Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds has taught us anything, it's that it's so much easier to learn from attractive people.
What's better than a nice, hot cup of cocoa after riding your maid in the snow?
S6 E9Strangers with Candice
Karen, isn't that Candice Bergen, your archenemy slash best friend?
Oh my God! This is a nightmare slash delightful!
A gay man breaking into the ranks of nursing? Why, that's like a butch girl playing softball - you just don't see it every day!
S6 E10Fanilow
CCheryl
Are you a Fanilow, too?
No, dear. I'm a doctor's wife.
This is Jackie, he's a 'Fagilow.'
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