James Earl Jones quotes from Will & Grace

James Earl Jones

Like I need this crap at my age. I've got Darth Vader money!

James

Have you ever been to Canada? It's like Michigan without any culture.

James Earl Jones

I haven't taken an acting class since Lee Strasberg. I sat on a bench between Marlon Brando and Shelley Winters.

Karen

Honey, no offense, but how did that bench not break?

James Earl Jones

Who said it didn't?

Grace

I am so, so sorry.

James

No, I'm sorry. I got angry with you, but you were right, it was just an accident. So, I'm here to say... can we try again?

Grace

[aghast] What? Are you out of your mind? I slept with your son and your father, and you forgave me. I pooped your apartment to death, and you forgave me. But now I violated a porpoise, got you fired, and ended a species!

James

And I forgive you.

Grace

What is wrong with you?

James

I think I'm falling for you!

Grace

Well, raise your standards, man! I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I can't be with someone who has such terrible taste in women.