Veronica Mars quotes from Veronica Mars

Veronica

(to her dad) What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

Veronica

You're saying that you don't want my mind, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

Veronica

[voiceover] What was I thinking? Christmas in Neptune is, was, and always will be, about the trappings: the lights and the tinsel they use to cover up the sordidness, the corruption. No, Veronica, there is no Santa Claus.

Veronica

So, good news, bad news. Good news is I know who stole the money. Bad news is I know who stole the money.

Veronica

Oh, I am so sick of not having money. I'd be the best rich person. Seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.

Veronica

Love the smell of testosterone in the morning!

Veronica

(voice-over) I don't know if Connor's smile cost a million but his six-pack abs are worth at least double that. Damn. (pauses) I repeat, damn!

Veronica

Say repressed homosexuality! [takes a picture of the Tritons]

Veronica

Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail-jumpers with your legs, not your back.

Veronica

Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo'd Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

Veronica

Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

Veronica

Dear Seventeen, how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear Seventeen, how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?

Veronica

Just when I think I'm out, the suck me back in.

Veronica

Another thing girls love are Jimmy Choos, Dolce & Gabana, and convertibles that cost more than the gross national product of Sri Lanka

Veronica

[voiceover] Tailing young Miss Kendall was about as hard as following Malibu Barbie to the beach house.