It's a waterbed.
Alright.
Come on, you've wanted one of these things since, like, you were 5 years old.
I also wanted to marry Vanilla Ice and build the world's largest collection of Z-bots.
“Drinking the Kool-Aid” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (12), Keith Mars (3), Wallace Fennel (1)
Hackey sack? The final arena of unquestioned white domination.
Dad, you're an ex-cop. You know gangland-enforcer types. Can't you find someone to intimidate the maintenance supe into fixing the hot water problem?
[voiceover] Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult.
[voiceover] Enough already with this mellow "Incense and Peppermints" vibe. Let's break out the mushrooms and dance naked, strap on the goatskull headgear, sacrifice a few infants. Come on people, you're cultists. Start acting like it.
[voiceover] Wow, it's bizzaro world. Out here I'm Miss Popular.
[voiceover] I can't get it out of my mind. Somewhere in Pennsylvania a lab tech is determining if I'm heir to a billion-dollar fortune. It's not about the money. It's about making Jake Kane pay. But if I am an heiress, [Southern accent] as God is my witness, I'll never take cold showers again!
I'm so ashamed of myself for my meltdown last night. I was a rampaging jackass.
CCasey
Have you forgotten who you're talking to? I'm Casey Gant, okay? I wrote the jackass Bible, the jackass Qur'an, the jackass Talmud.
(voice-over) The attributes and style of crap teen poetry. Must be written in a funky color of ink. Must include dominant themes of alienation, sexual ambivalence, self-loathing, death, et cetera.
He [Casey Gant] joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?
(to her dad) What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.
You're covered in mud.
See, that's why you make the big bucks.
You're saying that you don't want my mind, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.
This is so endearing, my bad-ass action-figure daughter is afraid of drawing a teensy little drop of blood.
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