“An Echolls Family Christmas” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (15), Logan Echolls (8), Weevil Navarro (5), Keith Mars (2), Duncan Kane (2)
Someone stole your laptop?
There was this poker game at Logan's last night. Weevil won five grand and someone stole the money. This is his way of collecting.
You lie down with dogs, you're gonna get fleas.
I didn't invite him.
I wasn't talking about Weevil.
[tilts head] Hey.
See, there you go with that head tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something, it's all [mimics Veronica's head tilt] "Hey."
Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.
[to Duncan] What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?
Look at you, all helpful.
Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one! Annoy like the wind!
[Everyone strips to find the stolen money.]
This is ridiculous.
Yeah, I usually get six figures for this.
What about you?
I'm the one who got his money stolen.
Mmm, I'm thinking... crabs?
I told your mother to clean up.
Guys, play nice.
Trust me. I'm playing nice.
Ho, ho, [looks at Veronica] ho.
[voiceover] What was I thinking? Christmas in Neptune is, was, and always will be, about the trappings: the lights and the tinsel they use to cover up the sordidness, the corruption. No, Veronica, there is no Santa Claus.
[Veronica and Weevil walk up to Logan, Duncan, and Sean who are all enjoying some pizza.]
So, good news, bad news. Good news is I know who stole the money. Bad news is I know who stole the money.
[Veronica, Logan, Duncan, and Weevil sitting at a table playing Poker. They all fold and Veronica reaches in to collect her winnings.]
A little impressed, aren't you?
You must be really unlucky on love.
[Veronica laughes]
Ok, I say we take a little break, let the cosmos realign. 'Cause obviously something's up.
My father sent me with paperwork for your mom.
And you just wanted to say hi? It's a good thing I didn't have my slam book out.
I wanted to ask you about the game.
I've been meaning to ask you something. Did your super-sleuth kit come with a decoder ring? Do you have a pen that writes with invisible ink? Never mind, don't care. Mush! Mush!
You want a sodee pop or something?
You know? I think I want something with a little more kick. (grabs Duncan's bottle of Jack Daniels)
Hey, no.
(Veronica chugs from the bottle)
Damn girl!
Hmm, iced tea. How very musical theater of you.
Oh, I am so sick of not having money. I'd be the best rich person. Seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.
My only concern is property values going down if anyone sees you in my house without a leaf blower or a skimmer.
You're concerned? I'm the one who's got to go up into the hills all by myself. What if I run into a pack of you white boys on some clean, well-lit street? I could be bored to death!
Love the smell of testosterone in the morning!
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