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Veronica Mars · Season 2

“Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang” quotes from Veronica Mars

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“Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang” · Season 2

In this episode: Veronica Mars (4), Logan Echolls (1), Keith Mars (1), Don Lamb (1), Duncan Kane (1), Sacks (1)

So, I guess you know why you're here. You want to tell me about it?

Okay. [exhales deeply] I confess. [pounds fist] God, you're good! I have no idea why I'm here. But I'm sure my Dad was interested to know why you hauled his daughter in and subjected her to the crime-busting stare for no apparent reason.

He didn't need to know that you were here. You're eighteen now, kiddo. You're an adult.

Well, that makes one of us. So are you gonna tell me why I'm here, or should I just sit back and enjoy your impression of a mildly-constipated David Caruso?

What can you tell me about your relationship with this man? [slides a folder of photos to her]

Ah, yes. I remember that summer. He was a roadie for Whitesnake. I was singing backup for Boyz II Men. They said it would never work, but -

I'm glad that you find this amusing.

Another thing girls love are Jimmy Choos, Dolce & Gabana, and convertibles that cost more than the gross national product of Sri Lanka

[voiceover] Tailing young Miss Kendall was about as hard as following Malibu Barbie to the beach house.

Careful, Logan. You're exposing your soft underbelly.

My underbelly is rock hard. It can go all night.

I'd love to have underlings and deputies other than my daughter. She's really no good at wrestling the hopped-up meth heads into the back of the car.

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