“Kanes and Abel's” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (4), Keith Mars (2), Weevil Navarro (1)
Caz, I'm kind of busy so let's play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You're suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
Caz, did you listen?
Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....
Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo'd Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!
Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.
You are having sex with my daughter?
Not right now.
Guess who stopped by today?
If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.
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