You think it's a conspiracy?
This is Neptune. Nothing happens accidentally.
“Normal Is the Watchword” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (8), Wallace Fennel (4), Keith Mars (3), Logan Echolls (1)
V[Veronica]
[Veronica bumps into Wallace hard] Huh! Seniors rule!
Got any enemies you know about?
Well, there's the Klan.
This isn't really their M.O.
Well, then I guess that leaves everybody that hates you
Just when I think I'm out, the suck me back in.
So, senior year. How was your first day at school honey?
Great! I beat up a freshman, stole his lunch money and then skipped out after lunch.
What, no pre-marital sex?
Oh, yea... yes. But don't worry dad, I swear you're gonna like these guys.
That's my girl.
I missed you.
[While they hug] I missed you too. Now, where is my turkey pot-pie, woman?
[after failing a drug test] Yeah, mon. Maybe I smoked so much ganja, I don't even remember doing it.
What if you did ingest an illegal substance, but it was such a mild dose that you weren't even aware of it? Eat any mystery brownies lately?
Spirit boxes! The day of the back to school athletic banquet, there were spirit boxes in our lockers. There weren't any brownies in there, but there were cookies.
Did you eat one?
I ate six.
That's my Wallace.
[making out with Logan] My dad is probably watching us through a telescope.
He's probably impressed with your virtue.
[laughs] And the telescope is mounted on a rifle.
[Pauses, then looks up to where Keith is supposedly watching, with rifle, and holds up his hand, fingers spread] Five more minutes. [Veronica giggles] He should feel lucky. I mean, you could be out here with some pretty boy jerk just looking to get laid.
Wait, what are you saying? You aren't pretty?
What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you.
The things guys'll say to get past second base.
What's up, honey?
Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?
This is a health class project. Come on, you're a man -- can you give him some pointers?
[sighs, walks over to bathroom door] Wallace?
Yup?
You try turning the water on?
Mmmm-hmmm.
Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work.
[pushes her dad out of the room] Eww that's disgusting. I can't even look at you. [giggles]
Hey Dad!
Yeah honey.
If I know the name of a business how do I find out the names of its' shareholders?
You get the strangest homework in health class.
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