Kandi quotes from Two and a Half Men

Kandi

But I don't want to sell the condo. I can see boats from here.

Alan

I understand, but I can't afford the payments.

Herb

I'm a doctor!

Kandi

A real one, or like Alan?

Herb

I'm a pediatrician.

Kandi

Wow, so you're into feet.

Herb

No, children.

Kandi

Isn't that illegal?

Alan

Knock 'em dead at the audition.

Kandi

Thanks. And thanks for lending me your chiropractor coat. It makes me feel like a real doctor.

Charlie

Now you know why Alan wears it.