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S4 E11

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 11

Herb and Kandi in “Walnuts and Demerol”

Herb

I'm a doctor!

Kandi

A real one, or like Alan?

Herb

I'm a pediatrician.

Kandi

Wow, so you're into feet.

Herb

No, children.

Kandi

Isn't that illegal?

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