I memorized the first half, Stephanie took the second half.
We share everything… except french fries. If he ever touches my fries… KA-BLAM!
All S7
S7 E5Bjorken Telephone
EEmma
Vinsamlegast… gefðu… Uhh…
[finishing up] …mér mina travel ábending.
EEmma
[annoyed] You interrupted me and almost ruined our chances.
But I got it right.
EEmma
Yeah, this time you did. Lucky us. Next time you try to help, don't help.
Okay.
As most of the teams struggle to finish the geyser challenge alive, the top six have reached the ice caves in Skaftafell National Park where their next challenge awaits.
[gets a tip from the Don box] It's an Either/Or. "Feast or Fossil?"
An Either/Or challenge requires teams to complete one of two tasks. In this case, teams can either dine on a traditional Icelandic feast, or they can find and retrieve one of the intact fossils embedded in the icy walls of this ice cave. Once their chosen task is complete, teams must bring their intact fossil, or empty platter, to the Chill Zone. The last team to arrive may be out of the race.
Vinsamlegast gefðu mer…
…mina travel asdenting. [the swan lady annoyingly slaps him in the face]
[Father & Son's interview; Dwayne is pressing an ice pack on his cheek]
[surprised] Whoa, what did you say?
I have no idea. None.
[in Icelandic] Vinsamlegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending.
Wow, way to not ruin everything for a change. [Kelly takes the tip and runs off to the helicopter, ignoring her] Oh, my gosh, Mom, don't sulk. It was a compliment, hello?
[stuffs a feast piece in Brody's mouth during the Either/Or challenge] We got this. [interview] Feels weird to feed Brody like he's a little niblet, but it's a team challenge. The guy is a human trash can. He'll eat anything.
I'm so excited. 1st place. Wow. I could pee myself.
[briefly looks down] You just did.
[After Taylor made Kelly go back through the geyser field by herself and repeat the Icelandic sentence, Don penalizes them for one hour when they reach the Chill Zone]
You're 7th! But you've earned a one-hour penalty. Please step aside.
Wait, what?
After getting the Icelandic sentence wrong, you were both supposed to go back through the geyser field, but only Kelly did.
[groans in frustration] Way to go, Mom! I sat around waiting for you so long my butt fell asleep, and now we get a penalty? You ruined my life.
Father & Son, you are the 8th team to arrive.
DJDwayne and Junior
Woo-hoo!
Wait, that's our fossil!
I knew something was wrong.
[sighs and pushes the fossil] Fine. Here you go.
No sharing. [to the Vegans] You'll have to try again.
But…
Don't care.
But…
Don't care.
But…
[walks off] Don't care.
[to Dwayne; threateningly outraged]: YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING OR I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!! [interview] I don't normally allow myself to experience negative emotions, but I'm sure my brain turns orange right now!
[interview] Not the first time I've never been cursed. Luckily, I don't believe it, so I think we're all good.
We'll never be able to reiki another fossil in time.
Then we'll have to… eat the feast.
[Disgusted]: WHAT?!
[interview] Eating that stuff was like, the hardest thing ever. Other than like maths, or getting my driver's license.
[Vegans' interview]
I can't believe I just did that. There are animals inside me right now. And I'm pretty sure they don't want us to come in last. But, I’m Relaxed.
Me Too. I guess mine wants out right now. [she and Laurie fart and miles falls off her seat while burping]
Well, my little meat-eating vegans. You are the last team to arrive.
[interview]: So many animals. I just ate so many animals!
[Miles takes out a bucket to puke in]
But this is a non-elimination round! You get to stay!
Laurie: [gasps] I ate animals for NOTHING?!
S7 E6Brazilian Pain Forest
Here in Iceland, yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line. And yesterday's winners, the Goths are first to get a travel tip.
[getting a tip] Huh. (We're flying to) Brazil.
Sunny, sunny Brazil! Home to bossa nova music, makers of fine coffee, and other things that keep me awake at night. Teams will travel here on these chartered planes. The first eight teams take a direct flight, the last seven will arrive two hours later, 'cause they're on the milk run. [Animals sounds are heard from the second plane] Literally.
In a stunning reversal, yesterday's winners now look like losers, as plane #2 is in the air, on its way to Brazil.
I ate the sheep’s head, so we could stay in the game! But the non-elimination meant I didn't have to. I DIDN'T HAVE TO!
[slaps her in the face, snapping her out of it] Okay, you need to calm down. What happens in Iceland, stays in Iceland, okay?
[sighs as her stinky breath send Miles a sniffing nose and began to retch in disgust] What? What?!
I'm sorry, it's just that… your breath smells like sheep head! Does anyone have a mint?!
[reading the tip] It's a Botch or Watch.
In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't swim with sharks in the Mediterranean must try and perform a Brazilian write of passage, and stick their hand inside this mitt full of venomous bullet ants to retrieve their next travel tip. [throws a chicken piece in the mitt] This is insane!
Bullet ants?
EEmma
Little known fact: the pain caused by their venom can last 24 hours.
[disappointed]: Oh, great.
I've been bitten by venomous creatures so often, I've developed an immunity! Last year on a school trip to Seaville, a box jellyfish sat on my head like a hat! [He and Jay try to high five but they miss] We don't high five much, it's pretty new to us. [Jay accidentally smacks him and he bumps into Laurie, causing her face to fall into the mitt and get bitten by the ants] I am so sorry, Laurie!
[slurred voice] No, no. I-I deserve that. [the other teams react in horror at Laurie’s swollen face] What? What's wrong?
Um, nothing. [takes the tip off Laurie's head] Okay. "Feeling divine? Then swing your butts to the coconuts."
[swinging across the gorge on a vine, yelling like Tarzan] Teams must cross this gorge by any means necessary, and then search for their next tip, hidden in these piles of coconuts.
Sounds good to me. Let's go!
Uh, okay, this way!
Called it! [sticks his hand in the mitt and screams as he gets bitten]
CChet
It's my turn to botch! [sticks his hand in the mitt and screams as he gets bitten while getting the tip]
[pushes Mickey out of the way] Hey, bullet ants, welcome to the gun show! WHOO-BOOM! [sticks her hand in the mitt and screams in pain as she gets bitten] Aah, they're on my person, they're on my person! [runs off with Sanders]
[Mickey walks up to the mitt to stick his hand in and Taylor bolts up in front of him, and groans deadly at him]
Pst. He was here first. It's his turn.
[annoyed] Ugh. Fine, but I'm next.
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