My grandma used to tell me that if you swim in a shark's mouth, you got to keep on swimming.
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S7 E4Mediterranean Homesick Blues
If we win the money, I'm gonna start a charity dedicated to the preservation of the long misunderstood ocean creatures. [pulls the travel tip off the shark's fin; the shark snarls and chases after her as she screams and swims for her life; covered in scratches during her interview] I'm totally scratching sharks off my preservation list.
[Laurie gasps in shock over hearing this]
[As the Stepbrothers fight over who gets to drive the speedboat]
Fine! We'll switch every 12 seconds!
CChet
One Mississippi, two Mississippi…
You're counting too fast!
[The Geniuses finish writing their calculations on the sand to build a sand sculpture of the Palace of Versailles]
373,996 cubic yards, done. Now to build a perfect model with our data. [the wave washes over the sand, washing away their calculations] OUR DATA!!
MMary
We'll have to wing it.
I never wing! [grips hold on Mary's shoulders; freaking out] I DON'T KNOW HOW!
[Dwayne and Junior arrive at the Chill Zone in Iceland and Don penalizes them for 20 minutes when Dwayne read the travel tip before returning to shore while drowning]
[takes out his wallet] Sure we can work something out here, huh? Hey, you like coupons? 25 cents off the E-Muffins at McDonna's, huh? Ooh, ooh, or free fries with- oh, wait. This one's expired.
20-minute penalty.
GBGeoff and Brody
Never…say…DIE!
[The Geniuses got eliminated because spent they too much time planning to build their Palace of Versailles sand sculpture of working on it, to the point that they failed to leave for Iceland by the time the next-furthest team reached the Chill Zone]
[riding a helicopter, calling to the Geniuses below] Ahoy, Geniuses! I'm afraid the other teams have reached the Chill Zone! You are out of the race! I'm in a helicopter! This is so cool! [flies off]
How ironic. Our strength in urban planning was also our downfall.
MMary
That just proves how flawed this show is. But, we played our part.
I suppose geniuses aren't always as smart as they think.
[The Geniuses laugh hysterically while leaving the beach]
MMary
You told a joke?
I did.
MMary
Wonderful.
S7 E5Bjorken Telephone
The geysers of Geysirskil are part of an active volcano field tucked under a skimpy 20 centimeter layer of selicious center. Whatever that is. Sounds dangerous though.
There's the Don box! [gets a tip] It's an All-In. "Broken Icelandic Telephone?"
For this All-In, teams need to hold down the button on this speaker box to hear me say, "Please give me my next travel tip." in Icelandic, with perfect pronunciation. [presses the button; through speaker, in Icelandic language] Vinsamlegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. Then they must run across the geothermal field of hot springs, and repeat the sentence to this Icelandic local. [gestures to the swan lady and exclaims in disgust by her dress] Sweet sister of ducks, what are you wearing? Say the sentence right, you get the next tip. Say it wrong, and you have to go all the way back to hear the sentence again.
[in Icelandic] Vinsamlegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. [the swan lady gives the Ice Dancers their next tip] "Take the helicopter to Skaftafell National Park, and find the next Don box."
[The Ice Dancers board the helicopter while they wait]
The Ice Dancers have the lead, but now they'll have to wait. The helicopter will only depart once six teams are aboard.
’’’Stephanie’’’: Hi.
’’’Jacques’’’: Don’t Even Think About It!
’’’MacArthur’’’: WHAT?! Why You! Get Out Of My Way NOW!
’’’Jacques’’’: Oyez?!
’’’MacArthur’’’: Yeah!
[shivering while freezing] This reminds me of, um, last winter when Shelley locked me out of the car for buying her the wrong kind of tea.
[interview] He got frost bite and nearly lost three toes over a tea? He deserves better than that. A rabid goat deserves better than that.
[interview] Salt water helps Mickey's eczema. Sometimes it gets so bad, his knees look like armadillos.
[interview after saying the Icelandic sentence correctly] Most of our favourite bands are from Iceland, so, yeah, we speak a language.
[The Stepbrothers fight each other after saying the Icelandic sentence wrong]
CChet
[scoffs] I had the first half of the sentence! [shoves Lorenzo] You were supposed to remember the second half!
[shoves Chet in return] Other way around, butt stain!
[The swan lady local shoves them both in annoyance; Stepbrothers' interview]
CChet
That girl is so into me!
You wish! She's into me, jerky!
CChet
As if! You're dreaming!
You're the one who needs to wake up!
’’’(Chet And Lorenzo Growling)’’’
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.