Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race: in 35 of its 242 quotes Most scenes with: Ryan (31), Don (14), Geoff (5)
[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!
Stephanie
[gasps in shock over hearing that, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!
[after successfully tossing a ring onto a narwhal's tusk] Yes! I put us into first place!
Stephanie
Can we go now or do you want to stay and build a statue of yourself? [interview] Every time Ryan finally manages to do something right, the whole world has to drop everything so we can all celebrate his "major achievement."
You know what? You're a joy-vampire. You… [imitates blood-sucking] suck the joy right out of everything! If I had a time machine, I'd go back to our first date, and slap myself.
[going through the rule book] The rules don't say anything about being unable to boomerang themselves. So I'll allow it. But since it's a Botch-or-Watch, this time, Stephanie has to ring the narwhal.
Stephanie
Great. Now I can show Ryan how stupid easy it is to put a hoop on a giant fish.
If we don't finish this igloo, we'll be ancient history. [interview] If we end up being eliminated after everything that happened-- the fighting, the break-up, the boomerang, I'm not sure our relationship will survive it.
Ryan, Stephanie, you're the last team to arrive. Sending you home is… exactly what I do if this weren’t an elimination round! But it’s not! You’re safe! [The Hater/Daters sigh]
Yes, Stephanie. [Stephanie screams in irritation and storms out of the interview room] I finally figured out how to one-up Stephanie… just agree with everything.
Oh, it is. Flores, Indonesia is packed with beautiful empty beaches, majestic mountain ranges, and ominously silent jungles. Teams must fly to Flores, then take taxis to the Don box in this village. How do the locals keep tourists away from this island paradise? Nobody knows. But, it might have something to do with the Komodo dragon problem.
Get a giant lizard to eat me?! [screams in unbridled rage and snaps a branch stick off the tree and uses it to bash the Komodo dragon in the head rapidly; Ryan gasps; points the tree branch stick at him, threatningly] Scoop some drool, or you're next.
So, the assistant goes into one side of the cage, the lion is in the other. The cage gets covered, and the magician pulls the lever to the correct position to drop the divider and the lion off the stage. That way the assistant doesn't get mauled. Let's go. I'll be the magician.
For this All-In, a team member must eat one hot pepper from this food cart. Once eaten, wave the corresponding flag color. Then the second team member must act like an Acapulco cliff diver. Eat the hottest pepper, and your partner leaps from the lowest ledge, there. Eat a mid-range pepper, and your partner jumps from there. But eat the mildest pepper, and your partner is basically jumping from the space station. Cliff jumpers will find their next tip, attached to canteens, anchored along the bottom of the bay.
Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · 242 quotes
Stephanie
