LondonDon't you love what I've done to the place?
(behind a wall) Don't you think people are gonna have trouble finding the check-in desk?
London: If they do, you can just ring the chimes like this. (rings chimes) Check in over here!
(wearing a large robe) I have issues with this outfit. Well, there is no place to put my wallet and I'm feeling an uncomfortable breeze!
London, I have a little situation at the candy counter.
London
What's the situation?
It's outside and I'm freezing to death!
London
Well, that's because you've got your summer kimono on, silly.
Why can't I wear my old uniform?
London
Because it's in disharmony with the lobby.
I'm not even in the lobby!
London
Boy, am I tired. I've been working all day.
London
No, I have people for that. I've been going through my old clothes. I'm getting rid of them. Oh, look. Here's the outfit I wore on the plane going to Paris last weekend. And here's the outfit I wore getting off the plane.
I've been wearing the same socks for a week.
London
Oh, I thought that smell was seaweed cookies.
(When Carey, London, and Lance show up for Esteban's ballroom dance lessons)
What are you all doing here?
Cody said you were teaching dance and we couldn't wait to learn from the great Esteban.
So he told you I was desperate for money and you took pity on me.
London
Ooh, sign me up, too! I have a whole closet full of ballroom dancing clothes I finally get to wear, then throw out.
London
Maddie, I really need your help.
I can't. I'm trying to win employee of the month.
London
But I just need one little-
(grabs London's shirt) I am trying to win a trip here! Do you know when my last vacation was?! Never! Now back away woman!
London, someone's at the drive-thru. Use this script to take their order.
London
[presses button] Hello. Can I take your order? [Gibberish is heard through the speaker.] Huh?
They said they want a Cluck Muncher Meal. Press that button. Use the script!
London
[presses button and reads from script] Would you like anything else? Suggest whatever's getting cold... Oh.
Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.
Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?
And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.
London
Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.
(to London) Well, at least my daddy's not an inn keeper!
London
(gasps) How dare you! (spills her drink on Tiffany's dress) Oops.
Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?!
London
Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.
Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?
(Tiffany puts a pie on London's head)
London
I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding? (hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie)
Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face. (hits Tiffany in the face with a pie)
Well, let's ask London. (hits London in the face with a pie)
(Both London & Tiffany hit Chelsea in the face with another pie)
All right, I'll just be going, then!
[to Maddie] Thought your shift was over, Madeline?
It is. But I thought I'd stay and, uh, do a little inventory.
Couldn't resist listening in on London's book club, could you?
I can't help it! It's just too bizarre!
(to the other girls in the book club) Okay, everyone, let's get the discussion started.
London
It's about time. (opens up the book) Can we talk about Paris? (closes the book) Did you guys see that hideous pink dress she wore to the Gala last night? It looked like she threw up a flamingo!
(to Mr. Moseby) They're not even discussing the book!
And you're surprised because?
London
Girls, let's turn to real issues...what do you think of my hair?
I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny.
Did any of you even read the book?
Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins!
I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison... for me!
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