Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.
Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?
Well... yeah!
And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.
Yikes.
Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.
Double yikes!
(to London) Well, at least my daddy's not an inn keeper!
(gasps) How dare you! (spills her drink on Tiffany's dress) Oops.
Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?!
Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.
Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?
(Tiffany puts a pie on London's head)
Oops.
I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding? (hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie)
Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face. (hits Tiffany in the face with a pie)
That better be low-fat!
Well, let's ask London. (hits London in the face with a pie)
(Both London & Tiffany hit Chelsea in the face with another pie)
Oops.
All right, I'll just be going, then!
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