London quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

What's going on here?

London

Maddie's jealous because I'm a best selling author on top of being rich and beautiful.

Carey

London, when you said you wanted me to sing to the guests, I thought it would be in the main room, not the bathroom.

London

I want my guests to be entertained at all times.

Carey

Well, now my career is literally in the toilet.

Maddie

London, this isn't fair. Your birthday was 6 months ago.

London

So? I can have my party whenever I want.

Maddie

I seem to remember on your actual birthday you took a cruise around the Mediterranean. What do you call that?

London

Tuesday.

We're fraternal twins.

London

No you're not. You don't look anything alike.

London

[cheering] We've got spirit, yes, we do. We've got spirit, how 'bout- you? [bumps into Ilsa's brawny bowler Hilda]

We've got spirit, ya, we do. Shut your mouth, or I'll crush you!

Esteban

It's raining lamas and goats outside.

London

Don't you mean cats and dogs?

Esteban

[giggles] That's a silly expression. Why must all women shop so much? Uh, nine shopping bags?

London

One for every day of the week!

Maddie

I bet you also think that a woman's place is in the kitchen!

Esteban

Only after she gets back from the grocery store!

Maddie

Oh, that attitude is so typically male! I'll have you know, women are capable of doing anything!

Esteban

How about talking quietly?

Well, most things worth getting require hard work. Which is an experience, shall I say, you have been deprived of.

London

How so?

Whenever you want something, you just call daddy and he gets it for you.

London

It's not as easy as it looks. Daddy has a lot of different phone numbers.

Maddie

London, customers. Ok, be cool. Act like we've done this before.

London

Gotcha.

Maddie

Hello, ladies. Welcome to London's, a fabulous fashion boutique. Can I help you with something?

We're just looking. Thank you.

London

Oh, that is not for you.

Excuse me?

London

Those dresses are made for women with an hourglass figure. You're shaped like a pumpkin. And you're more like a butternut squash.

Oh!

Oh!

I have never in my life...

Maddie

I happen to love butternut squash. I love all the winter vegetables!

London

So, have we sold anything yet?

Maddie

Yes. 4 items.

London

Ooh, that's not bad.

Maddie

Considering we sold them to you and you used your employer's 100% discount on all of them, it ain't good.

Maddie

[about George Washington] He's the guy on the $1 bill.

London

They make a $1 bill?

Maddie

Who was the 1st President of the United States?

London

Ooh ooh. I know, I know. He chopped down a cherry tree, had icky wooden teeth. Don't tell me.

Esteban

It's George Washington.

London

No, that's not it.

Maddie

I just heard the good news.

London

Yes, I just bought my 1000th pair of shoes.

Maddie

No! Your father's getting remarried!

London

You call that news?

Oh dear, did I just hear you say there's another new Mrs. Tipton?

London

Uh-huh.

I wish I would've known. I would have bought them an extravagant gift, although the warranties on my last two gifts lasted longer than the marriages.

[to London] How was your stay at the Tokyo Tipton?

London

Fantastic!

Not as fantastic as the Boston Tipton, right?

London

Actually, Daddy says the Tokyo Tipton is the best Tipton ever.

Oh, yeah? What's so great about it?

London

The lobby there was decorated according to the Asian principles of Feng Shui. I mean, you can really feel the difference in the energy flow. It went right through you.

Maddie

Are you sure you didn't just eat some bad sushi? (laughs)

London

See, this is a Ba Gua.

Esteban

(carrying several luggage bags on his back) It is also the only thing she carried.

London

It's a chart that shows how to rearrange your space to enhance different areas of your life, like good health, good fortune. Uh-oh!

Uh-oh what?

London

Uh-oh, your lobby is way out of alignment!

Esteban

(still carrying all the bags) So is my spine!