London quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

London

Come by the ballroom later and pick out the outfits you want to wear. Get there early because Francesca will be there.

Maddie

I thought you couldn't stand her.

London

I can't. She is a horrible person. She's nasty, catty and rude.

Maddie

Well, why did you invite her?

London

Because she's one of my best friends.

Maddie

Esteban, thanks again for being my camera man.

Esteban

I prefer cinema photographer. Ok, how do you work this thing?

Maddie

You push the little red button.

Esteban

Oh. Start, aaah, stop, start, stop, start...

Maddie

Stop!

Esteban

Ok.

Maddie

Not until I say "action". Ok, London, your character is selling her wares.

London

What wares?

Maddie

Those wares.

London

Where?

Maddie

There! Your wares are there!

London

The pears? The pears are my wares?

Maddie

Ok, Lance, remember, you're rich.

Lance

Rich who?

Maddie

No, I mean you have money.

Lance

So I'm rich and my name is Rich? Cool.

Maddie

No, no. your name isn't Rich.

Lance

What's my name then?

Maddie

It doesn't matter.

Lance

Then why can't it be Rich?

Maddie

Ok, it's Rich! Look, I am trying to win a film festival here, people! Ok, Lance, you're about to enter the hotel when you see this poor girl in tattered clothing.

London

Oh, thanks for lending me your clothes, Maddie.

Maddie

Right...

London

Line please.

Maddie

No.

London

Fine. Then I'll just go look it up in my script.

Maddie

I can't find a leading lady for my movie!

London

Here's me pretending to care. (in weepy voice) what movie Maddie?

Maddie

My student film.

London

What's it about?

Maddie

Well it's about society's indifference towards the impoverished and the triumph of the spirit over a pressive socio-econimic circumstance.

London

What's it about?

Have fun on your vacation, Madeleine.

Maddie

Fun? It's 20 degrees colder in Minnesota than it is here. Penguins go there and say: "wow, it's cold, let's leave".

London

They have talking penguins there, and you still don't want to go?

Zack

Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]

Cody

Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]

Carey

Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]

Zack

[pulling Carey away and hugging Maddie again] Bye, Maddie.

Carey

Zack, remember how we talked about people's personal space?

Zack

Yeah, and I like Maddie's space the best.

There they are!

Great news! We've sold Zack and Cody!

Marvellous! I'll get some bubble wrap, and we'll ship them off immediately!

No, we've sold a sitcom about twin boys living in a hotel, and you're all in it!

Oh! we're going to be stars!

Hooray!

No, you're not, we'll hire actors to play you.

Oh...

But you're all invited to Hollywood to be consultants on the show!

Hooray!

But you'll have to pay your own way there.

Oh...

London

We could all go in my private jet!

Hooray!

London

But we're all out of salted nuts.

Oh...

I've had enough of this silliness. I'm out of here.

Hooray!

I heard that.

I can't believe we got kicked out-

London

Of my own hotel. I'm calling Daddy!

Maddie

It's not your hotel. Hello, it's a set! It's make-believe.

London

Make me believe what?

Maddie

That you have a brain!

I'll get there and back before you can say butterscotch!... But say it real slow.

London

Butt......eeeeeeeer......scotch.

Maddie

Give me the hat!

Esteban

Aah!

Zack

He won't hurt you!

Maddie

Not if I have the hat!

Esteban

Oh, no! Don't unwrap it! Who knows what it looks like after thousands of years! Aah, it hideous!

Carey

Come here, honey, are you okay?

Cody

Swell. I'm just a little dizzy.

Zack

Welcome back, buddy.

Cody

Welcome back? You left me wrapped up for hours. Where have you been? I thought you were coming right back to get me.

Zack

Well, we did. But the mummy we took was just a doll wrapped in gauze. It was a total fake!

How did you find out the mummy was a fake?

Maddie

It's a fake?

No.

London

Liar, liar, cargo pants on fire! This necklace is probably plastic! Here, Maddie, you can have it.

Actually, the necklace is real emerald.

London

Thanks for holding it for me, Maddie.

Carey

If the artifacts are real, why would you have a fake mummy?

Because I couldn't find the real one. I spent eight years in the jungle, living on beetles and bats' blood.

Eew.

I've found all these beautiful treasures. But nobody cares about them if I don't have some stupid mummy. It's all about the mummy... mummy, mummy, mummy!

Carey

I think he has mummy issues.

Madeline, the important thing is you did a good deed.

Maddie

That is true. I did save 2 lives.

London

But the Dachsund saved a cat. That's 9 lives. So they got you beat by 7.

London

So, Moseby, Which do you like better, this island with this yacht and this bathing suit, or this island with this yacht and this bathing suit?

Frankly, I don’t give a hoot.

London

Maddie, you know what I like about summer vacation? Not being locked up in a stuffy school until noon everyday.

Maddie

London, some of us actually come back to school after lunch.

London

And I suppose you go on Fridays, too. (laughs)

Maddie

Yeah, silly me.

London

[to Maddie] I'm spending the summer on my yacht. What are you doing?

Maddie

Working here. Oh, yeah, and when I get home, I get to help mom gut fish and apply pimple cream to my dad's hairy back.

London

Ooh, I just had a baby barf!

Yoo-hoo, London! So, what are we girls talking about?

London

Fish guts and hairy pimples.

Ooh, I just had a baby barf!

London

Hello, oh hey, Maddie, how's camp?

Maddie

Terrible, these girls are savages, come rescue me!

London

Don't worry, I'll get the Tipton helicopter, I'll be there right away.

I'm proud of you.

London

Really?

Missing a massage to help a friend.

London

Oh, I forgot about my shiatsu. Oh, well, Maddie can wait.

Maddie

(to London) What took you so long? Did the storm slow you down?

London

No, I added an extra 20 minutes to my massage because your call really stressed me out.

Maddie

I hate you!

London

I have the helicopter!

Maddie

Love you. Let's go!