London quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Maddie

London, our dogs are missing. I've handed out 300 fliers and you're on the phone watching how to cook videos.

London

I don't need fliers. I just rented a blimp. In 30 minutes, Ivana's picture will be hovering over all of Boston.

Maddie

What about Scamp?

London

Get your own blimp.

Trevor

[talking about a painting] This is either a work of staggering genius or it was painted by a cat.

London

How does he hold the brush?

London

Nope. Except what I said about the banana nut muffins. I really do love them. They're soft from the banana yet crunchy from the nuts.

Trevor

(turns to Maddie)

Maddie

It doesn't get any deeper than that. Good news is, nut girl would probably vote for you unlike me.

Trevor

Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.

Maddie

If you have it your way there won't be any trees left to hug.

Trevor

Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.

Maddie

Yes, because they're to blame!

Trevor

Oh, cry me a river!

Maddie

If I did you'd pollute it!

Trevor

You bleeding heart liberal!

Maddie

Establishment puppet!

Trevor

Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?

Maddie

I'm surprised that someone as smart as you would have to ask! (kisses Trevor)

London

(turns to a guy) Wow, didn't see that coming.

Maddie

(lets go) I hate you!

Trevor

I hate you more! (kisses Maddie again)

London

I wonder what'd they do if they liked each other.

London

[looking at Trevor] Oooh, that nerd's cute.

Maddie

Yeah, he is!

London

Called him!

Maddie

Oh, please. Like that guy would give you the time of day.

London

Why would I ask him what time it is?

Maddie

You got me!

London

[approaches Trevor] Hi!

Trevor

Hi.

London

Are you here for the merit scholar thing?

Trevor

Yeah, yeah, I'm Trevor, Phi Beta Kappa.

London

I'm London. Buy Lots'o'Stuff'a.

Trevor

And then she said "who" instead of "whom". I'm not a grammar snob, but it's just egregious when somebody uses the subjective case instead of the accusative case, hahaha!

London

[understanding nothing] Hahahaha! Will you accuse me for one moment? [approaches Maddie] Maddie, help me! I can't get through this lunch.

Maddie

Uh! ok. The fork is the one with the pointy end.

London

No, look I mean I can't understand a single thing he says. Give me my opinion on something.

Maddie

Oh. Just tell him your favorite composer is Bach.

London

Where's he been?

Maddie

He's dead.

London

So he came Bach from the dead?

London

You never gave up on me when I was learning the alphabet!

But that took 14 years!

London

And now I know my ABDs.

Cody

London, get out there and toss a salad.

London

At who?

Cody, you hang out in the hotel kitchen a lot, don't you?

Cody

Yes!

Well, don't. I just got a tip that the food critic Bernard Bernaise is coming to the hotel tomorrow. A good review from him will enhance the Tipton's reputation, thus showering me with glory.

Cody

Don't you mean showering chef Paolo in glory?

Him, too.

Cody

After all, the man's a genius. The things he can do with asparagus... I need a moment...

Zack

You need a life!

London

Is the critic here yet?

Oh, well, there's no way of knowing. According to my secret source, he always checks in under an alias.

Maddie

You have a secret source?

At the league of extraordinary hotel managers. If only I could find out which guest he is, then I could make sure he gets the perfect dining experience.

Maddie

So what you are saying is you need someone to spy on all the guests?

London

Someone sly and crafty.

Someone who's willing to break all the rules to get what he wants.

Zack

You know... we don't come cheap!

Patrick

Garry and Richard are the only waiters who can do table-side service.

Cody

London! Get Garry and get Rich.

London

I'm already rich.

Maddie

London, lettuce.

London

Let us what?

Maddie

[about the replacement brooch] London, that is not the point. This one doesn't have sentimental value.

London

That's right. It has dollar-mental value.

I can't believe London Tipton is in our English class.

London

(to Mary-Margaret) She scares me.

I scare London Tipton!

Maddie

This is the cafeteria. What do you want for breakfast, London? London?

London

I look horrible.

Maddie

We're all wearing the same thing.

London

You look horrible too.

London

(to Maddie) Thanks to you, Mary-Margaret and I can't go to the fashion show. I hate you.

You were gonna take me?

London

Yeah.

(to Maddie) I hate you too.

London

What are you doing?

Maddie

Homework.

London

There was school today!? But I thought it was a long weekend.

Maddie

...It's Wednesday.

London

Oh so it's almost the weekend again! Well, no point in going now!

London, I have a message from your father. He is outraged by your poor attendance record at school.

London

How'd he find out?

He went to your school open house and they've never heard of you.

London

[gasps] Daddy went to open house? He does care!

He cares so much he's having you transferred to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

Maddie

That's funny. My school has the same name! What are the odds!? [laughs]