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The Suite Life of Zack & Cody · Season 1, Episode 15

Moseby, Cody and others in “Unfinished Business”

Cody, you hang out in the hotel kitchen a lot, don't you?

Yes!

Well, don't. I just got a tip that the food critic Bernard Bernaise is coming to the hotel tomorrow. A good review from him will enhance the Tipton's reputation, thus showering me with glory.

Don't you mean showering chef Paolo in glory?

Him, too.

After all, the man's a genius. The things he can do with asparagus... I need a moment...

You need a life!

Is the critic here yet?

Oh, well, there's no way of knowing. According to my secret source, he always checks in under an alias.

You have a secret source?

At the league of extraordinary hotel managers. If only I could find out which guest he is, then I could make sure he gets the perfect dining experience.

So what you are saying is you need someone to spy on all the guests?

Someone sly and crafty.

Someone who's willing to break all the rules to get what he wants.

[They turn towards Zack and Cody]

You know... we don't come cheap!

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