Christopher Moltisanti quotes from The Sopranos

Christopher Moltisanti

Brendan's dead. His brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job, through the eye.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Moe Greene Special.

Christopher Moltisanti

Surprised to see me?

Heard they took you for a little ride to the meadowlands.

Christopher Moltisanti

Oh yeah?

Heard you had a little "bm" out there.

Christopher Moltisanti

Okay, so you got my cut.

They came and took it.

Christopher Moltisanti

Who?

Junior Soprano's boys. They said you was out and its they corner now.

Christopher Moltisanti

You let them do that?

I don't argue too well suckin' on a smith and wesson.

Christopher Moltisanti

You didn't beep me?

Word on the street, you're out o' commision. Sorry man, business. Chris, you know there's no one I'd rather give my ten points to than you!

Christopher Moltisanti

It's alright. It's not your fault.

He..I'm glad to hear you you say that man. (Chris slam kicks Mendez right in the nuts and proceeds to kick his ass) Ayy!!! Sneaky mother fucker!!! Ah! Shit!! Oh!!

Christopher Moltisanti

I don't care if they shove a scud missile up your ass. This is my corner. You pay any one but me, I'm comin' back for your thumbs. And that didn't happen what you said.

Kill you...(lying on the floor messed up)

Christopher Moltisanti

Yo.

Tony Soprano

What do ya got?

Christopher Moltisanti

Wet shoes.

Tony Soprano

Hey, you chose this life. You don't wanna work in the rain, try for the fuckin' Yankees.

(Christopher watches Jeffrey Wernick on television) They will undoubtedly be focused on the, as yet unsolved, execution style slaying of Soprano family associate Brendan Filone. Was it part of a power struggle? My sources tell me that Filone...

Christopher Moltisanti

No one would ever had ranked him as associate.

...is a loyal soldier, if you will, and he winds up dead...for no as yet apparent reason.

Christopher Moltisanti

Soldier?! Brendan Filone...associate, soldier?! Fuck you! (Christopher throws his remote at the television)

You motherfucker! You shot my foot!

Christopher Moltisanti

It happens.

Bold men make bold statements.

Christopher Moltisanti

Why'd they send you over, I'm lookin' for a burger, not converted rice!

Christopher Moltisanti

(In car) What?

Could you pull forward so we could get out?

Christopher Moltisanti

Alright, give me a minute?

Police department.

Christopher Moltisanti

Where's your badge?

Man, I said move this piece of shit fucking now!

Christopher Moltisanti

Get the fuck out of my face.

(Walks back to his car and sits next to Rasheen Ray) We gonna have to waste this motherfucker too?

Uncle Junior

Jimmy; does that answer your concerns?

I think a lot of good ground was covered.

Uncle Junior

OK, I guess that is it.

Uncle Junior

You are right; it is him.

Tony Soprano

All of the sudden having a meeting to discuss facts we have already covered. He is wearing a wire.

Uncle Junior

You have my OK. Just make sure you send a message to everybody else.

Who was it who told me you hated Russians?

Christopher Moltisanti

The two men Junior brought around to pound my ass were Russian. For a while I was bitter. However, Tony's cumare is Russian; you could not ask for a nicer girl. These two tonight are friends of hers.

I got enough cologne on?

Christopher Moltisanti

You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died.

Whoah, easy for you to say. I don't get young ones like before.

Christopher Moltisanti

My friend Brendan, you shot him in his bathtub, naked. No chance to run.

Mikey Palmice

I swear to god, it wasn't me! It was Junior. He hated that kid, it was him.

Christopher Moltisanti

Yeah right, it was Junior. Mr. Magoo.

Mikey Palmice

Oh c'mon please. Please. (Chris shoots Mikey)

Christopher Moltisanti

Hey, T! Seven and Seven over here. Whoa, whoa, what’s the matter now?

Tony Soprano

What’s the matter? I got a call from Loiaco down at the brokerage. Your two friends beat the shit out of a broker. Two others quit.

Christopher Moltisanti

The guy was pushing some other stock.

Tony Soprano

It attracts negative attention. Then the two fucks rip off a Porsche Carrera from our own building.

Christopher Moltisanti

I’ll call them.

Tony Soprano

No, you’ll go down there, now. What did you get your license for, Christopher? Your resume, huh? I’ve been telling you; spend more time down at the brokerage. You’re the SEC Compliance Officer for Christ’s sake. You gotta exercise impulse control.

Christopher Moltisanti

Ok, Tony. I’m sorry.

Tony Soprano

Okay, alright.

Christopher Moltisanti

Shut up about that!

Adriana La Cerva

Why, they're still gonna kiss your ass. They don't care if you're a junkie.

We wanna talk to your foreman.

Christopher Moltisanti

You wanna talk to the foreskin?

You a wise ass motherfucker huh?

Christopher Moltisanti

Well, keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her!

Business slow! We tell you! We pay security, what for? Kid break window, you do nothing! We pay no more!

Christopher Moltisanti

What'd she fuckin' say?

Nothing, don't listen to her. C'mon, honey, let's go. Honey, out front. C'mon. Now! Fucking bitch.

Christopher Moltisanti

You got money for blow, but not for us?

Chris, please, I'm sorry--

Christopher Moltisanti

"Business slow." Half the fucking neighborhood's out there waiting for blow jobs. You drug addict motherfucker. This shit's unacceptable.

Christopher Moltisanti

(about Furio Giunta) He's with us now?

Tony Soprano

Uhuh...

Christopher Moltisanti

Guess I didn't get the memo.

Tony Soprano

Would you have read it if you got one?

Christopher Moltisanti

Aight come on Rich.

Richie Aprile

Get your hand offa me, I'll put one in your head.