Big Pussy Bonpensiero quotes from The Sopranos

Christopher Moltisanti

Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Luca Brasi. Luca...

Christopher Moltisanti

Whatever.

Paulie Walnuts

Fuckin' italian people. How did we miss out on this?

Pussy Bonpensiero

What?

Paulie Walnuts

Fuckin' expresso, cappuccino.We invented this shit, and all these other cocksuckers are gettin' rich off it.

Pussy Bonpensiero

Yeah. Isn't it amazing?

Paulie Walnuts

It's not just the money. It's a pride thing. All our food. Pizza. Calzone. Buffalo mozzarella. Olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate poopsie before we gave'em the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst, this "expresso" shit.

Pussy Bonpensiero

Take it easy.

Christopher Moltisanti

Brendan's dead. His brains are floatin' in his bathtub. Message job, through the eye.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Moe Greene Special.

Tony Soprano

You owe me the fuckin' explanation, and you know what I'm talkin' about.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Yeah, well, remind me Tony, never to get sick again, huh? Remind me, please, never to have a serious illness, because, with you, and Silvio, and Paulie, and all you pricks, weakness could spread as fuckin' treason!

Tony Soprano

You know what? Fuck you! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' back anymore! Who's your fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? Who gets the explanation? What am I, supposed to trust you? You fuckin' off the reservation cocksucker!

You heard about Jimmy Altieri, right?

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Yeah, flipped...fuckin' ass hole.

Paulie Walnuts

He had two ass holes when they buried 'im.

Johnny Sack

Don't get up.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

I wasn't gonna.

Johnny Sack

You piece of shit.

Tony Soprano

Why don't you just take it easy, will ya? We just wanna talk to ya. That's all.

It wasn't me. It was Sean. Just Sean.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

You're shakin'.

You're gonna fuckin' kill me for somethin' I didn't do.

Tony Soprano

Don't you think we coulda killed you already, if we wanted you dead. Relax. We just wanna talk to you.

Tony, it was...it was Sean! You got to believe me, it was Sean, he got nuts! He said we're being pissed on and disrespected and that we should score points with Richie. But I told him hey, Rome wasn't built in one day! Anything Tony, I'll tell you anything you wanna know.

Tony Soprano

What'd Richie say?

It had nothin' to do with Richie, he didn't ask for it. He got mad when I told 'im. Sean did it on spec.

Tony Soprano

Alright. Come here. Come here. Come on. Are you sure nobody else was involved. Take a minute, think it over.

It was Sean all the way.

Tony Soprano

Alright. You're a good kid.

I'm thirsty.

Tony Soprano

See if we got somethin' to drink.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

What can I get ya? You want a Fanta? Somethin' like that?

Tony Soprano

How is that? I mean, you sure you want a diet drink? You don't want somethin' with some sugar in it?

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

There was only diet.

It's good.

Tony Soprano

You finished?

Thank you T.

Tony Soprano

'Cuz that sugarless motherfucker...the last fuckin' drink you're ever gonna have! (Tony pulls the gun out)

Ah! T, No! Mommy! Mommy! Please, Tony, please! (Tony and Pussy shoot Matt)

Silvio Dante

We got Eisenhower's dinnerware from allied headquarters in London. We got a couple of Hermann Goering's personal pearl handled lugers, and get this... We got the jeep that Patton drove around in, in Sicily.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

We have ways of dealing with you Mr. Soprano! (German uniform, German accent)

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

(in German uniform) I know nothing! Nothing! (comedic)

Silvio Dante

Ton', I am looking at the fucking history channel here!

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Hello. (on phone)

Artie Bucco

Hey, man, it's Artie. (on phone)

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Yeah, I know, what's up?

Artie Bucco

Listen, I'm at the Soprano's house. And Tony's a little green around the gills. Flu, i'm guessing. But maybe he ate something didn't agree with him.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Food poisoning?

Artie Bucco

No, what, salmonella? No! But he had a reaction. You guys ate at an Indian restaurant. It would help if we knew, did you have any symptoms?

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

No. Well, once during the night, I did have a slight touch of diarrhea. That's all, it passed.

Artie Bucco

Nothing. Touch of diarrhea.

Tony Soprano

You motherfucker.

Artie Bucco

A touch. Nothing right, puss? Not what like Tony's going through, right? Like from bad shellfish or anything.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

What the fuck? Am I gonna get sick now?

Tony Soprano

How long? How much do they know?

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

A year and a half. No, less.

Silvio Dante

A year and a fucking half you been running your own fucking gossip column?

Paulie Walnuts

Motherfucker!! (pushes Pussy angrily)

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Not in the face okay? You give me that? Huh? Keep my eyes?

Paulie Walnuts

You were like a brother to me.

Tony Soprano

To all of us.