Mikey Palmice quotes from The Sopranos ... TV Quotes Database

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The Sopranos · 454 quotes

In 8 of the 454 quotes from The Sopranos
Most scenes with: Tony Soprano (2), Uncle Junior (2)

Lines by Mikey Palmice 1

Donnie Paduana: They'll do it fucking tomorrow, my personal guarantee.

Mikey Palmice

Let me tell you something Donnie, if they don't, some hikers are gonna find your personal guarantee rolled up in a tube and shoved up your ass, you understand?

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Scenes with Mikey Palmice 7

Tony Soprano

Hey, mikey, how's the boy?

Mikey Palmice

What boy is that, ton'?

Tony Soprano

The one you sleep with.

Mikey Palmice

Ohh.

Tony Soprano

I was just kiddin' ya. How you doin'?

Mikey Palmice

I'm all right.

Tony Soprano

How's my uncle treatin' ya?

Mikey Palmice

We're coverin' our nut. Hey, your nephew, what's he,retarded? He likes to play with trucks or somethin'?

Tony Soprano

"Retarded"? What if jerry lewis heard you talkin' like that?

Mikey Palmice

Oh, that's muscular dystrophy, ton'

Tony Soprano

It's too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckface- it is, huh? They found a cure yet? Come on. I was just kidding you. Come on. You're a good sport. Come on.

Mikey Palmice

All right

Tony Soprano

You all right? You all right?

Mikey Palmice

Yeah. I'm all right.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[Mikey and another associate have been tasked with killing Rusty Irish]

RIRusty Irish

Come on, Mikey, I didn't do nothing!

Mikey Palmice

Yeah, a poor kid committed suicide up here because of you.

RIRusty Irish

Come on, you fucking know me!

Mikey Palmice

Yeah, I know you.

[They stop halfway across the bridge]

Mikey Palmice

Listen to me, boy. Listen to me. I'm gonna give you a break! I'm gonna give you a break. When I toss you over...

RIRusty Irish

[tries to fight back] No! No!\

Mikey Palmice

When I toss you over, if you can fly, I won't shoot you down! Deal?

[Mikey and his accomplice throw Rusty over the side of the bridge, and watch as he falls to his death. Composing themselves, Mikey notices some bystanders standing at the end of the bridge watching them. They walk up to the bystanders, and Mikey flashes a wad of money to one of them]

Mikey Palmice

"Oh my goodness. What happened here?"

BBystander

[takes the money] "Some sad shit. Motherfucker said he didn't wanna live no more. He jumped."

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Uncle Junior

'Cause he's a fucking mental weakling.

Mikey Palmice

I know.

Uncle Junior

You don't know shit Mikey. He's seeing a psychiatrist fer chrissake. How about that huh? My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist. It makes me wanna cry.

Mikey Palmice

No shit...

Uncle Junior

Indictment's being prepared. He's spilling his guts.

Mikey Palmice

I fucking knew it.

Uncle Junior

No, you didn't fucking know it, I just told you.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Mikey Palmice

I may be getting bumped up a notch or two. Tony Soprano's on his way out, and I mean as in forever.

JPJojo Palmice

Oh, my god. He's going to jail?

Mikey Palmice

No, the other forever...

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Mikey Palmice

Junior, are you alright?

Uncle Junior

Pork chop boy was here, that fuckin' Altieri. Runnin' his mouth about the Brendan Filone hit. Is that what him and my other capos talk about behind my back at that fuckin' old folks home?

Mikey Palmice

Well, the meeting's adjourned at the green grove.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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