Tony Soprano quotes from The Sopranos

Tony Soprano

You owe me the fuckin' explanation, and you know what I'm talkin' about.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Yeah, well, remind me Tony, never to get sick again, huh? Remind me, please, never to have a serious illness, because, with you, and Silvio, and Paulie, and all you pricks, weakness could spread as fuckin' treason!

Tony Soprano

You know what? Fuck you! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' back anymore! Who's your fucking boss, huh? Who's your fucking boss? Who gets the explanation? What am I, supposed to trust you? You fuckin' off the reservation cocksucker!

Tony Soprano

I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads.

Bobby Baccilieri

What do you mean?

Tony Soprano

What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck.

Tony Soprano

Talk to me.

Tony Soprano

Who?

Ah this hard on, Reverend Herman James, Jr. He's an old song, not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting.

Tony Soprano

You were told the joint fitters union is under my uncle's jurisdiction.

I know. But if you could pave the way for me to talk to your uncle, so he could maybe send some guys down and you know, make it uncomfortable for these people. Like you did with your unions before.

Tony Soprano

It's gonna cost you.

Besides what you're already raping me for those no-show electrician jobs?

Tony Soprano

You're not such a fucking citizen when you want a construction bid to go your way, are ya Jack?

Ok...ok. Take it easy.

Tony Soprano

I'll see what I can do. Meantime, call animal control. Watch you don't get followed meetin' me.

Tony Soprano

Now Bobby you're gonna hear some high end shit. And A, I hope you can understand it, and B, I hope you keep it between this room and Junior. Because if you don't, I promise you, they're gonna find pieces of you in eight different dumpsters.

Bobby Baccilieri

I inherited Junior. I don't think you got reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.

Tony Soprano

Bullshit. But we'll assume you do now.

Bobby Baccilieri

To the victor, belongs the spoils.

Tony Soprano

Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass.

Tony Soprano

I thought I told you to back the fuck off Beansie.

Richie Aprile

I did, then I put it in drive.

Meadow Soprano

It wasn't my fault.

Tony Soprano

If I had a quarter for every time I heard that since you learned ta talk, I'd have a private jet on twenty four hour standby.

Meadow Soprano

I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't.

Don't puke on the floor.

Tony Soprano

What're you doin' up! Go ta bed.

She fools around with ecstasy and you yell at me?

Tony Soprano

I can't watch this again.

Silvio Dante

This is a DVD, it's the advanced bootleg.

Paulie Walnuts

These are the alternative takes, Ton'.

Tony Soprano

What, you gonna call Coppola and give ideas how to fix it?

Richie Aprile

You crossed the line on me once, Anthony, and I held my tongue. She may be your sister, but back the fuck off. You know, all due respect.

Tony Soprano

Respect? What the fuck do you know about respect? I put you back in business, you cocksucker.

Christopher Moltisanti

(about Furio Giunta) He's with us now?

Tony Soprano

Uhuh...

Christopher Moltisanti

Guess I didn't get the memo.

Tony Soprano

Would you have read it if you got one?

Tony Soprano

Back off and respect the title you fuckin' jerk off.

Richie Aprile

It's your ball. You make the rules.

Tony Soprano

No, I don't make 'em, they've always been there.

Richie Aprile

How did you get in here? (To David Scatino)

Tony Soprano

Same as you. Through the front door.

Adriana La Cerva

I heard they fired their produce guy.

Christopher Moltisanti

Enough! I'm so sick and tired o' hearin' you people talk about food, food, food! That's all anybody ever talks about is proscuitto, cheese, and fuckin' fava beans. I'm, I'm drownin' here!

Tony Soprano

Jesus Christ. Take it easy.

Christopher Moltisanti

We're not even engaged yet.

Tony Soprano

Yeah well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.

Christopher Moltisanti

Fuck the importance.

Dr. Jennifer Melfi

Sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism.

Tony Soprano

Fuckin' internet.