Meadow Soprano quotes from The Sopranos

Brendan Filone

Yeah, you got money?

Christopher Moltisanti

Shut up, you ain't givin' them shit.

Meadow Soprano

Why not?

Christopher Moltisanti

How 'bout for starters your father will put a bullet in my head.

Meadow Soprano

A couple of weeks ago, me and some friends, we were doing speed. We did kind of a lot of it for a while.

Tony Soprano

You what?!

Meadow Soprano

It was just between homework and SATs and just the general pressure of life, we needed something to keep going.

Tony Soprano

That crap will kill you.

Meadow Soprano

I know.

Tony Soprano

I oughta slap the shit outta you. Where did you get it?

Meadow Soprano

If I thought this was gonna be a lecture, I never woulda told you.

Tony Soprano

Take a reality check, what do you think I'm gonna say? Where did you get it?

Meadow Soprano

No way I'm telling you, especially after this reaction.

Tony Soprano

Why did you tell me?

Meadow Soprano

You were honest to me today. I won't be doing it again, it got too scary.

Tony Soprano

Jesus, right under my nose. Think you'd know.

Meadow Soprano

No dad, you won't.

Tony Soprano

I'm glad you told me, despite of everything.

Meadow Soprano

I'm glad I did too, I'm glad we have that kind of relationship.

Meadow Soprano

Boot your computer, the cops are coming.

So?

Meadow Soprano

You want them to see all that porno you downloaded?

Shit.

Meadow

Who invented the mafia?

What?

Meadow

La cosa nostra, who invented that?

Who cares?

Meadow

Wasn't it salvatore lucana, better known as charlie "lucky" luciano who organized the five families? Lucchese, gambino, bonnano, profaci.

Is there somethin' you wanna say to me?

Meadow

I just like history, like you, dad.

Meadow Soprano

It wasn't my fault.

Tony Soprano

If I had a quarter for every time I heard that since you learned ta talk, I'd have a private jet on twenty four hour standby.

Meadow Soprano

I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't.

Don't puke on the floor.

Tony Soprano

What're you doin' up! Go ta bed.

She fools around with ecstasy and you yell at me?

Carmela Soprano

You stole my car! Where's the trust in this house?

When I get confirmed I'm gonna become a man. So how come I can't drive?

Tony Soprano

Oh yeah? Who was that MAN that we had to pick up from camp last year for bed wetting?

It was the year before last.

Carmela Soprano

You could have killed those girls.

That would have been interesting.

Carmela Soprano

What? What did you say?

Death just shows you the ultimate absurdity of life.

Tony Soprano

What is this?? Are you trying to get me to lose my temper because I'm about to put you through that goddamn window!!

See? That's what I mean. Life is absurd.

Carmela Soprano

Don't say that! God forgive you!

There is no God.

Carmela Soprano

Ey!!

Tony Soprano

Ey!!

Carmela Soprano

Where is this coming from?

Tony Soprano

Do they teach you this crap in school??

Carmela Soprano

Is this that new English teacher Mr. Clark...emm... Where is he from? Answer me!

Meadow Soprano

Overland.

Meadow Soprano

You want him to read anything other than Hustler? Hello. He got assigned ˝The Stranger˝ You want him to be an educated person? What do you think education is? You just make more money? This IS education.

Do you ever think like: Why were we born?

Meadow Soprano

Madame de Stael said: In life one must choose between boredom and suffering.

Tony Soprano

Go to your room! (Meadow leaves)

No, I'm serious. Why were we born?

Carmela Soprano

We were born because of Adam and Eve, that's why. Now go upstairs and do your math.

Algebra?? That's the most boring.

Tony Soprano

Well, your other choice is sufferin'. You wanna start now?!?

Carmela Soprano

The therapist told her it is her "right" to go to Europe.

Tony Soprano

Whoa, whoa, she actually thinks this a good ide- [sits on a bowl of cereal, tosses it onto Meadow's desk] She actually thinks this is a good idea?

Meadow Soprano

She says it's no big deal, I can pick up my education wherever, whenever.

Carmela Soprano

: Oh, really?

Tony Soprano

Who's "Wendy"?

Meadow Soprano

Dr. Wendy Klober.

Carmela Soprano

Barcelona...

Tony Soprano

I could take Melfi's head and crush it like a fuckin' walnut.

Carmela Soprano

I feel battered!

Meadow Soprano

[getting out of bed] I've gotta get to the salon.

Carmela Soprano

Did you tell "Wendy" you didn't work all summer?

Carmela Soprano

You can lose that smart mouth right now.

Meadow Soprano

Or what? What is this, Afghanistan? I'm over eighteen now, I'm a grown woman, I can go wherever I want and do what I want.

Carmela Soprano

Alright! Jesus, God, we know that! Is that your only point here? Because "just" getting what you want is for babies, not adults.

Meadow Soprano

It may interest you to know she thinks I probably should be on Prozac.

Carmela Soprano

She does?

Tony Soprano

She said that?

Meadow Soprano

Jackie was murdered! I know you think it's nothing screaming my head off at the Columbia-Army game wouldn't cure.

Carmela Soprano

That is so unfair.

Tony Soprano

Alright, look, I've been thinking about this: now you're a smart girl, the right move is for you to wait. Just until next year maybe?

Meadow Soprano

You know what I don't understand, Dad? You were all in favor of me going.

Tony Soprano

Your mother doesn't want it.

Tony Soprano

What did you call me?

Carmela Soprano

Tony...

Tony Soprano

Shut up.

Carmela Soprano

Tony!

Tony Soprano

[to Meadow] You got something you wanna say to me?

Meadow Soprano

What do you mean?

Tony Soprano

What do I mean? What do you mean? All these innuendoes. You inferring to me that I didn't do everything I could to keep that kid from fucking himself up? That yeah, knowing him and his family... that I didn't try to be a better dad to him than his own dad, God rest his soul? That I didn't try to protect Jackie Junior? That I didn't actually smack him around, 'cause I was so frustrated? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Meadow Soprano

[breaking down in tears] I'm through telling people you help with environmental cleanup!

Tony Soprano

That's not what I asked you.

Meadow Soprano

Like you could talk honestly for three fucking seconds!

Tony Soprano

You try me!

Meadow Soprano

I've made my plans, I'm going to Europe, and I'm getting the fuck out of here! [runs out of her room]

Carmela Soprano

You always leave your door open like that?

Meadow Soprano

I'm cooking, it's hot.

Tony Soprano

Ya hear that? Anybody bothers her he'll knock their teeth out, then he can put 'em back in, too.

Meadow Soprano

So you're just not gonna show up?! You love baseball, what is wrong with you!!!?

Finn DeTrolio

I don't like the guy, alright?

Meadow Soprano

Right, I get it. Dr. DeTrolio can't hang with the common folk.

Finn DeTrolio

He came onto me alright! Either that, or he wants to kill me.

Meadow Soprano

What?!

Finn DeTrolio

I saw him blowing some security guard in the parkin' lot.

Meadow Soprano

When? What are you talking about!?

Finn DeTrolio

This mornin' I showed up early, I didn't wanna say anythin' but I'm really afraid of this guy.

Meadow Soprano

Vito Spatafore is a married man Finn, I seriously doubt he wants to kill you.

Finn DeTrolio

Well maybe he wants to fuck me and then kill me!

Meadow Soprano

Wait a minute, is that why you got out the suitcase.

Finn DeTrolio

I am not going back to the site.

Meadow Soprano

Do you have any idea the strings my father pulled to get you that job and you just fuckin' quit! I'm gonna hear so much bullshit!!

Finn DeTrolio

So its all about you right?!

Meadow Soprano

Is that all you can say whenever its anythin' to do with my feelin's? So you're going back to Mission Viejo?

Finn DeTrolio

I didn't say that!

Meadow Soprano

Why don't you just admit it!? This whole thing. The fight, this stuff with Vito, it's really about you not wanting to commit!

Finn DeTrolio

I'm right here, we fucking live together.

Meadow Soprano

But you got out a suitcase!!

Finn DeTrolio

It's my process! Okay? Look you never can tell!!

Meadow Soprano

Your process?!!

Finn DeTrolio

About anything, the future, I was thinking out loud. Well not out loud, but in the action of getting out the suitcase I was thinking.

Meadow Soprano

Thinking of leaving!

Finn DeTrolio

No...well yes...but I'm still here...I didn't go.

Meadow Soprano

Fuck you!!

Finn DeTrolio

Right...great...fuck me..there was no abundant intentionality in me getting out the suitcase.

Meadow Soprano

I can leave too you know, my friend Hunter's in Montreal!!!

Finn DeTrolio

Do I know!!! With the French roommate guy who was all over your ass the time that we visited, you don't think you keep mentioning him every 24 hours in a minimum.

Meadow Soprano

Because he's thinking of becoming an oral surgeon and you might have had a new friend if you hadn't been so obnoxious to him at the club.

Finn DeTrolio

Can we just stop fighting?

Meadow Soprano

You got out a suitcase!!!!

Finn DeTrolio

I'll put it back okay?

Meadow Soprano

So it's not about us, but suddenly you're talking about options.

Finn DeTrolio

Don't paraphrase what I said. I said, this point in our lives is a transition period forced on us by external events, school is over for me and next year for you. These are difficult choices, what you'd rather not have choices...thank god for choices!!

Meadow Soprano

Uh! Stop your bullshit! It's really simple! Are we going to stay together or not!!!?

Finn DeTrolio

If you want.

Meadow Soprano

That's not what I asked!

Finn DeTrolio

I said I did.

Meadow Soprano

And then you said, how are we going to keep it together through four years of dental school for you and probably med school for me!

Finn DeTrolio

Well, its a good question.

Meadow Soprano

But why ask it now, tonight of all times?!! Are you asleep?!!

Finn DeTrolio

No!

Meadow Soprano

You were. And now you're gonna lie like you did about the suitcase!

Finn DeTrolio

I did not lie about the suitcase!!

Meadow Soprano

Then what do you call it!?

Finn DeTrolio

I don't know, I explained it. Jesus, you should quit the law center, you're like a prosecutor at 4 in the morning. I can't think!!

Meadow Soprano

How can you sleep when we're in the middle of this!!!

Finn DeTrolio

In the middle of what?!! All I said was I didn't wanna go back to the job site and maybe I should go home until this thing with Vito blows over.

Meadow Soprano

But you didn't ask me to come. You went right to the closet and got out your suitcase!

Finn DeTrolio

Jesus Christ!!!!!!

Carmela Soprano

(yelling) I swear ta God, I'm gonna fucking kill you!

What the fuck?!

Carmela Soprano

You made a fool of yourself and our family on national fucking television!?

Look, I didn't even say that shit. Aight, they totally misquoted me.

Meadow Soprano

Holy shit...

Carmela Soprano

Well, of course they did! That's what they do! Which is why I and everybody else told you, "Don't talk to the press!"

Yeah well you're the one who looked like a total asshole. Draggin' me around like I was five years old.

Carmela Soprano

You are a cross to bear. That's all you are. To your father, to me, to everybody.

Fuck this! Alright! Fuck it all! (Anthony Junior leaves)

Hugh DeAngelis

Jesus, Mel, the hell's wrong with you?

Carmela Soprano

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? (Carmela leaves)

Meadow Soprano

Mom. It had to happen. She's fried.

Finn DeTrolio

You weren't there for the "grand inquisition" about Vito.

Meadow Soprano

Uh, I knew it. I'm picking the fight.

Finn DeTrolio

I was in the back of a butcher shop with your Uncle Paulie, ratting out a guy, I don't really even know. I mean, what do you think's gonna happen to Vito, for being gay? And don't give me any of that "poverty of the Mezzogiorno" bullshit. We're in fucking Caldwell, New Jersey, and you're on your high horse about justice? They are gonna mete it out themselves.

Tony Soprano

Get me a scotch.

Meadow Soprano

Are you serious?

Tony Soprano

Yeah. And have one yourself.

Meadow Soprano

Yeah.

Small world, runnin' into you like this, huh?

Meadow Soprano

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Yeah, you got a little cream on your mouth there sweetie, be happy ta add to it.

Meadow Soprano

What?

Lucky guy, her dad, must be fun tuckin' her in at night, huh?

You have a problem?

Not yet. Would you like one?

Albie Cianflone

Coco. Come on.

What, I'm sayin' hello.

Albie Cianflone

Come on, lets go.

Hey, best ta yer dad, eh. (Coco laughs)