Hi, Shauna!
Um. Who are you, freak? Besides a freaky freak, you freak.
I'm Malibu Stacy. You're Malibu Stacy. I came here from Malibu Stacy Land because a rea girl who plays with me needs my help. And that's you, Shauna.
You still play with dolls?
[Scoffs] No.
It's okay to be complicated. As women, we can encompass multitudes.
Encompass my fist! [He jumps and Stacy screams, he started to punch]
Yeah, get her!
Get out of here and leave me alone, loser! I'm so sorry. Meet me at home after school. We'll have a tea party, I love you so much.
[He started to punch again]
You're not fighting me! You're fighting your fears of growing up!
[He stop punching, he surprised, Malibu Stacy just smiled. Shauna kicks Malibu Stacy's head out of floor. Smithers had to get in the car. Malibu Stacy's head is over at Smithers. Smithers screams. Nelson yawns]
All right, good night, Nelly.
Mama, could you tell me a story? How about one from the Kingdom of the Classy Ladies?
[chuckles] Another one?
Aw, please! I never get tired of their adventures.
Well, once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Muntzeena. Oh, and she loved to dance with all of her friends atop the glittery stage of...
Lord Tracksuit's Manor!
One five eve, a party of Knights of the Order of the Bachelor from the Valley of Silicon were there, tossing much gold.
Did they bring a wizard with them who could control the weather?
Oh, they sure did. And boy, oh, boy, did he make it rain.
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